How will we all die?

[Ladyhawk]

How will we all die? There doesn't seem to be a consensus on DU.

[Seabiscuit]

1. In 2008, when Bush declares martial law and installs himself as dictator

for life, we'll all die in a new revolutionary war.

[chicagojoe]

10. If Bush ever declared himself Dictator,

he'd meet the same fate as Mussolini.

[Jamastiene]

2. A mutated chimp with his finger on the button

and piss for brains, aka Bush. He will either concentrate too much on his "an" "aq" "stan" (as in Iran/Iraq/Pick-a-stan)crusade and not watch China close enough (and they'll attack us) or he'll hear voices telling him Jesus wants him to kill America. Either way, he'll do his damndest to bring on utter mayhem and kill as many of us off as possible.

[SmileyBoy]

3. The only plausible thing I can think of is nuclear war.

All the instances you have listed in the poll would only result in a major dieoff, not extinction.

I'd say that if Dubya decides to become dictator and goes nukyular on the world.

[Jamastiene]

4. nukyular

is exactly how that Amurkan says it too. :puke: You are probably right.

[ClintonTyree]

11. And have you noticed..............

how many of his right wing lackeys are pronouncing "nukyaler" the same way as him now? They don't want their pet chimp to look like and idiot, so they'll all lower themselves to his level of stupidity to cover for him. They have truly quaffed the Kool-Aid.

[neweurope]

5. I'm very much afraid of nuclear war. And no matter who will push the

button: It will be the Bushistas fault.

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Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[imenja]

6. The Rapture

Or does that mean we don't die at all? I guess I need the fundamentalist crib notes.

[Spinzonner]

7. Ice-9

[Wonk]

8. You will be killed by a sperm whale falling from the sky.

I'm not quite sure when though...

[Ladyhawk]

15. When I dodge the whale, the bowl of petunias will get me anyway.

So why try?

[billyskank]

16. Oh no, not again.

[chicagojoe]

9. I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, just like my Grandpa.

Not screaming in horror, like the passengers in my Grandpas car, when he went peacefully in his sleep.

[ClintonTyree]

12. Is that a true story?

If so, it's amazingly .........ironic?

[chicagojoe]

13. IT'S A JOKE !!!

[uppityperson]

17. How can you joke during these times of crisis?

That's a joke too. I love your joke.

[paula777]

18. That is very funny!

[dolo amber]

14. Other...ET Awful's song lyrics posts...

:cry:

:P