Even this guy would have been better than Bush in 2004!

[Zuni]

http://www.geocities.com/alvarezforpres/

Only one-half (50%) of the American citizens are loving this new President of year 2000 election. A mighty national scandal! The United States of America citizens deserve a President all can love! Mr. Paris Carlos Lewis Alvarez is such a one! Forged with his "trusty" "Running Mate", Mr. Mapadohoudy Lewood Liber, he will be the pride-infusing President for all our United States of America citizens
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Mr. Paris Carlos Lewis Alvarez is born in Miami city of the Florida state already ago in 1959. Imagine him! Surely he was a scrawny one, pale and sickly, but in Miami city, "on the streets" he grows with the much speed, and using his "wits" and his "guts", soon he knows well how to deal with any son of a gun who will attempt the molestation of his composure.
As he makes his growing, he surely finds much the success in all his enterprises. Likely this good man did serve in our United States of America military with much the distinctiveness. A man deeply of the spiritual, he entertains a special collectivity with his God and his son, Jesus, for all the life. Entirely unlettered until his year 35th, he goes to the school to add the "book knowledge" to his prodigious store of the "street smarts". Thus nicely equipped, he surely becomes a vital man of his now-dwelling community of Melbourne Beach, much the sought for as regards his knowledge, wisdom, & etc.

But such a one cannot remain a treasure of the local only! Does Mr. Alvarez remain merely as a wise one of his Melbourne citizens? But not! He discharges his "hat upon the ring" and stands as Candidate for the Office of the President of the United States of America government in year 2000. See such a brave one! Interest in his "Pariscracy" plans increases mightily, but, sadness, he does not acquire to the votes and is not as President at this time.

Not the daunted one, Mr. Alvarez girdles his loins and again discharges it (viz., his hat) into the campaign for the President of 2004 year. Now graced by his "Running Mate", the Candidate for Vice-President of the United States of America government, Mr. Mapadohoudy Lewood Liber, he begins the long battle to the love and the respect of all the American citizens.
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Permit me addressing to you, dear reader, with directness. I, Mapadohoudy Liber, promise to these American citizens, when I am as Vice-President of our United States of America government, the complete unveiling of all the files being possessed in our United States of America government as regards visitors from alien realms to our Earth, and as regards the cosmic vehicles, captures of alien visitors, kidnappings of United States of America (and World!) citizens, & etc. as regards these aliens, inasmuch as the knowledge of the United States of America government is as regards these things.
Since already as young boy, I know of these aliens and their visitations, even unto my personal knowledge. I am wanting to understand these phonomenons, and so to the school for science. In my original country, I become the hydroelectric engineer. Yet though knowledge of the aliens by me fosters, nevertheless of official tellings very little. And thus to America.

Here, I work as the chauffer of taxi cab, and always I study on the aliens and their datas. Many the evidences of their presence, and the passing of datas to our government, universities, & etc. Consider only Velcro, or such as "laptop" computing devices. What can be the source of such knowledge but only extraterrestrial?

Consider also the Roswell events, cow cuttings and droppings, even the circles of crops? Is there not the unearthly working here? My own personal knowledge of such alien visitations does not cease in no wise, but grows in manners unspeakable by me at this point.

This is a vital problem of our nation and our world, believe you me! For the convincing if per needed, please consult (for example) the page of the World Wide Web as address www.earth-today.com.

Do I remain alone? But not! Surely the thousands of America citizens subsist samely. All we want a sure knowing of the facts which are possessing them the United States government.

And so I find the Candidacy for President of Mr. Alvarez, I ask me, Surely here is one who shares this "thirst" for the knowing. I make the promise to him and to you, dear reader: to make knowledge of all alien files and to use modern science, technology, & etc., to enstrengthen our United States of America country.

[DenverDem]

1. He speaks better English than busholini.

"Not too soon, the planning for the next one!"

[ET Awful]

2. Hmmm

http://www.geocities.com/alvarezforpres/alvar2.html

Nah, I'll pass on this guy :)

[Zuni]

3. well, this is rather disturbing

As Regards the Drug Problems:

"1st, Castrate all international drug trafficers who are convicted in a court of Law "male and female".
"2nd, introduce the legalization of marijuana to all retired military personnel over the age of 35 if they so desire to smoke. (Much more enjoyable ways to Live for us, and the world to adopt which requires tactful implementation: will quilt all the world Harmoniously.)"