Make up a FAKE story about Michael Jackson!

[Floogeldy]

Uh, he was gonna blow his brain out last night and someone threw themself at him to stop the suicide, knocked him down and hurt Jacko's back!

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[CanuckAmok]

1. Michael Jackson did not run into a Wal*Mart when he heard...

...all boys' pants were half-off.

[Placebo]

2. >BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson Previously Had Heterosexual Intercourse

...

...

...

NOT.

[kodi]

3. he flew one of the choppers in the failed iran hostage rescue mission

it cost him his nose.

[Jamison]

4. HE DIDN'T DO IT!

lol

[TufNeck]

5. Once upon a time.

His face.
The end.

[ornotna]

6. Michael is a normal heterosexual male. eom

[Swede]

7. He was injured in a fire at a famous opera house in Paris

[Arkana]

8. Michael gave his nose away in an act of charity

to help the starving children in Kreplachistan.

[Floogeldy]

9. Will Jacko be auctioning his nose on E-Bay one day soon?

"How much for the nose of the child pop star?"

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[njdemocrat106]

10. My real story about Michael Jackson

Supposedly he and his kids were a few cars behind me on the Spaceship Earth ride in Disney World. I probably would have freaked out if I saw him.