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Fri Mar-11-05 12:40 PM
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| Who here has run with scissors? |
| Bouncy Ball
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Fri Mar-11-05 12:41 PM
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I value my eyes. And innards.
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Fri Mar-11-05 12:42 PM
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| 2. Augustin Burroughs has. |
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Title of a funny as hell memoir.
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| 3. I have gone for a swim immediately after lunch |
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Fri Mar-11-05 12:43 PM
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| 5. Wait an hour or you'll get CRAMPS. |
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| 4. I crossed my eyes once, and they froze that way. |
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but the pointy ends were aimed away in case I fell or ran into someone. }(
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| 7. "i've been advised not to run with you" |
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On the first day I moved out of my parent's house. I ran around with scissors while all the doors were open and the heat cranked up. I also drank out of the carton, turned all the lights on in the house and played my music as loud as I could.
I then called my parents and told them.."As long as I live under MY roof, I live by MY rules!" That got them.
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