Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear Every Time You Are Near?

arwalden

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Fri Mar-11-05 11:55 PM
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Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear Every Time You Are Near?

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alwynsw

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Fri Mar-11-05 11:56 PM
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1. Because.

I move so slowly, they think I'm a statue.

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bloodyjack

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Sat Mar-12-05 12:03 AM
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2. YESTERDAY

ALL MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY

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Quixote1818

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Sat Mar-12-05 12:10 AM
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3. Ill say good buy to love, no one ever cared if I should live or die

Time and time again the chance for love has passed me buy and all I know of love is how to live without it I just cant seem to find it...

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arwalden

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Sat Mar-12-05 12:53 AM
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9. From this day love is forgotten? You'll go on as best you can?

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BlueJazz

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Sat Mar-12-05 12:11 AM
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4. Well..Lately ..I've taken to carrying 50lb bags of birdseed....

...around with me. It's a great conversation starter with the ladies...

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Maddy McCall

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Sat Mar-12-05 12:11 AM
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5. Because I have worms.

I've been taking the meds to get rid of them, but the birds have taken note of my condition.

:silly:

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Quixote1818

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Sat Mar-12-05 12:25 AM
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6. Ask Alfred

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_birds

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Technowitch

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Sat Mar-12-05 12:38 AM
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7. Just like me, they long to be, close to you

(eom)

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Elidor

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Sat Mar-12-05 12:50 AM
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8. Because they love to shit on my car!

Fucking bastards!

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Historic NY

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Sat Mar-12-05 12:59 AM
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10. could it be because... you are near......................

Why do birds
Suddenly appear
Every time
You are near
Just like me,
They long to be
Close to you

Why do stars
Fall down from the sky
Every time
You walk by?
Just like me,
They long to be
Close to you

On the day that you were born
The angels got together, and
Decided to create a dream come true
So they springled moon dust
In your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue

That is why
All the boys in town
Follow you
All around
Just like me,
They long to be
Close to you

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