Misunderestimator
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Sat Mar-12-05 09:35 PM
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Is the earth flat or round? |
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I say it's flat, damn it, and it has a right to be flat. And I think that we are doing immeasurable harm to the earth in continuing to insist that it is round.
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Stop_the_War
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Sat Mar-12-05 09:36 PM
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1. It is shaped like a penis |
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Sat Mar-12-05 09:36 PM
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if you don't love the Earth, why don't you just divorce her and let others who DO love her take care of her? Murderer!
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Sat Mar-12-05 09:36 PM
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All those satellite pics are as fake as the moon landing ones. It's a BFEE conspiracy, maaaan.
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Lucky Luciano
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Sat Mar-12-05 09:36 PM
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4. No it is a four dimensional sphere |
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:P
(Actually 4-spheres can only be realized in 5-space!)
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Sat Mar-12-05 09:39 PM
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5. It's both! Flat and round...like a coin. |
Misunderestimator
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Sat Mar-12-05 09:40 PM
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6. Yes! And it is only the speed at which it spins that makes people |
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think that it is actually round. Like when you spin a quarter on a table, you know.
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Sat Mar-12-05 09:42 PM
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7. You, something I ate is giving me gas |
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sorry if I'm stinking up this thread
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Misunderestimator
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Sat Mar-12-05 09:43 PM
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8. Jeez, light a match, wouldya? |
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Sat Mar-12-05 09:49 PM
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11. I'm burning some Yankee Candles... |
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Sat Mar-12-05 09:43 PM
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9. I hereby state forevermore my resolute belief that the Earth is FLAT! |
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What is it with these round-earth conspiracy theorists?
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Sat Mar-12-05 09:45 PM
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10. We risk alienating red state voters... |
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If we insist on this round-earth dogma! :crazy:
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Misunderestimator
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Sat Mar-12-05 09:56 PM
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13. Yes, perhaps we should meet on middle ground... |
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Edited on Sat Mar-12-05 09:56 PM by Misunderestimator
some sort of spherical fat pancake-like thing. Then no one will believe us.
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Sat Mar-12-05 09:49 PM
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And I know because after all it does revolve around me!
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Sat Mar-12-05 10:06 PM
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15. its an elliptical spheroid |
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Mon Mar-14-05 01:01 AM
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16. It's flatter than a latke on your bubbe's griddle |
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