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Sun Mar-13-05 01:13 AM
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Kirk Cameron says you're going to hell. |
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:15 AM
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1. oh god. I thought he was cute once! |
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:16 AM
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:15 AM
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2. He needs to be raptured yesterday. |
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:17 AM
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4. I've got dibs on his lava lamp n/t |
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:18 AM
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That place was the pimp pad
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:19 AM
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HA! Beat ya both! :evilgrin:
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:23 AM
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14. I got dibs on his car |
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:39 AM
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31. Wait, are we coveting? |
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:41 AM
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:19 AM
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7. Laughing so hard... going to pass out.... |
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:21 AM
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8. I'm doomed I tell ya! n/t |
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:21 AM
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I posted it about a month ago. Scary, sanctimonious, condescending. I thought even if he was RW and fundie that he has done some good things for people, so I maintained some respect for him. After having seen that God forsaken site, I lost all remaining respect for him.
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:23 AM
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13. I remember visiting it a long time ago... |
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And just rediscovered it. ahh.
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:33 AM
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27. I would have just rather forgotten it completely. |
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Hateful, mean, bigoted. God damn him.
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:33 AM
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28. I would have just rather forgotten it completely. |
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Hateful, mean, bigoted. God damn him.
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:22 AM
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10. You want to know the real scary part? |
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When you get to Hell all they have on TV is Growing Pains 24/7...
Talk about gnashing of teeth!
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:24 AM
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ohhhh god
you guys are hilarious :D
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:22 AM
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:puke: but I am too busy laughing.
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:22 AM
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I am going to have fun in hell.....Most of the people in hell are so much cooler than the people in that so called heaven place!
I was only 2/10 on the commandments! I have not murdered and I am pretty good to my parents. I fail miserably at the rest!
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:27 AM
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19. Living easy, living free |
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Season ticket on a one-way ride Asking nothing, leave me be Taking everything in my stride Don't need reason, don't need rhyme Ain't nothing I would rather do Going down, party time My friends are gonna be there too
I'm on the highway to hell
No stop signs, speed limit Nobody's gonna slow me down Like a wheel, gonna spin it Nobody's gonna mess me round Hey Satan, payed my dues Playing in a rocking band Hey Momma, look at me I'm on my way to the promised land
I'm on the highway to hell (Don't stop me)
And I'm going down, all the way down I'm on the highway to hell
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Ain't that right Kirk? We're all on the highway to hell. Maybe I'll buy you that album.
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Sun Mar-13-05 02:05 AM
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46. Yeah but he's putting words in my mouth |
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"Thou shalt worship no other God but me" became, "Have you always put God first in your life?"
Sure, Kirk. I really, really didn't notice that logical meltdown. Honest.
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Sun Mar-13-05 03:13 AM
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52. I have already purchased Lake of Fire-front property. |
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I am going to build a deck that overhangs the lake so barbecueing will be a snap, just hold your steak over the rail and let er rip!
Folks like Cameron turn my stomach. You can be the most vile (Or banal) piece of shit on the planet. You can kill babies and eat them (or make crappy television shows) and all you have to do is say the magic words and you will be forgiven, yet [eople like me who try to be charitable, are kind (I am, really) and decent are damned to eternal torment because i have (Gasp) commited the ONLY UNFORGIVABLE SIN! Enjoy your seat at gods table next to all the murderers that have been saved. I'll be having a blast with Socrates, Plato and every other Heathen and person of intellect for all eternity. (No i wont. I just like to throw that in there)
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:25 AM
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16. I want nothing to do with these people's version of Christianity |
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They are hateful, mean-spirited and vindictive. If you don't believe what we believe, you're going to hell!
Can't we just have two nations? One for these people and one for us?
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:36 AM
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29. Screw giving them a nation! They can all just go to hell!! |
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Mwah hah hah hah!!!
Seriously though, it's all pretty sad, isn't it.
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:27 AM
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17. "The way of the master" |
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It sounds almost like a Gannon site. :o
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:27 AM
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"Who's your master, baby?"
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:29 AM
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22. BWHAHA! Yeah, just like that! |
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:30 AM
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23. We're definitely going to hell |
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:31 AM
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24. but youre both good looking |
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Jesus makes exceptions for that. Besides, I am an angel, you can get in with me :D the boths of ya.
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:33 AM
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I think I've broken all of the commandments except for killing and dishonoring my parents or whatever that one is... :o
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:27 AM
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20. Choosing between hell, or dinner theatre in Skogie...spot the difference! |
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Let's just see which is worse:
Wait, you won't run into self-satisfied true-believers in hell, so I'm choosing that one.
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:28 AM
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ANd if he's as pale as I am, he'd better bring a ton of SPF 45!
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:33 AM
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Nice barbecue they have there....
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
they don't have any ketshup!
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:36 AM
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30. I was only 1 for 10 on the commandments quiz! |
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:evilgrin: Ain't killed anyone yet, as for the rest - :shrug:
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:40 AM
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32. Kirk Cameron is a dick |
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:40 AM
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33. What a nut ball..... Loved the test, guess I don't pass Go or collect $200 |
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Hell for me baby. Kirk is way out there. It would seem that he had more than growing pains, learning pains, rationality pains, tolerance pains. It is all giving me head pain.:evilgrin: :freak: :silly:
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:47 AM
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35. You know he's the part of Hollywood I FEAR!! |
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The crazy ass, snake handling freak that babble off about Christian fundamentalist ideals, I'd rather have my kids(which I don't have) to do drugs and have premarrital sex.
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:48 AM
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36. goddamn, I broke 'em all |
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Even murder by his definitions :eyes:
If I remember the bible correctly the 10 commandments is in Exodus, but then he uses stuff from the new testament to explain 'em so that everyone who reads this assinine piece of work is guilty of murder!
:wtf:
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:48 AM
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37. So, If You Watch Football on Sundays Instead of Going to Church |
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then you're going to hell right alongside Hitler?
Let me get this straight. Saying "Godammit" is just as bad as ethnic genocide?
Wow.
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:53 AM
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:57 AM
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41. Up yours Babushka girl |
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:55 AM
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39. According to Kirk "Snakehandler" Cameron it is |
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You'll be in Hell with me hoping guys like Hitler don't pass us around for cigarrette's.
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Sun Mar-13-05 04:39 AM
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55. Maybe he would like to and is trying to cover it |
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with he Jesus rants. (BTW-I have wanted to tell you-love Patsy Stone).
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Sun Mar-13-05 01:58 AM
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43. Kirk Forgot The 11th Commandment |
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Thou shall not mentally and verbally abuse thy co-star for she may develop an eating disorder.
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Sun Mar-13-05 02:04 AM
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44. So for him to fall in love with his wife. |
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Edited on Sun Mar-13-05 02:06 AM by texas1928
That means he sinned. And he is sinning by telling everyone else they are sinners.
He can go get fucked for all I care. I hate people like him.
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Sun Mar-13-05 02:04 AM
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45. on behalf of DU, Kirk, I'd like to say FU |
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okay, okay, don't slam me folks,.....I know I don't speak for DU......
I don't even have 1000 posts yet...
Nevertheless, this smarmy shit deserves a good FU!
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Sun Mar-13-05 02:18 AM
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47. according to him, EVERYONE is going to hell |
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and i noticed from looking through the site that they almost never cite the gospels, or they take a quote from Jesus out of context, or shape it to fit their own way. That's one of my biggest gripes about these so-called "christians" is that they almost find it unnecessary to quote the man they claim to follow. It's always the Old Testament or one of Paul's letters. funny how that works out.
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Sun Mar-13-05 02:20 AM
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48. I've created a false God!!!! He ISN'T forgiving and his love is NOT |
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unconditional. He's mad as Hell and he's not going to take it anymore!!! Basically, the MORE LOVING you think God is....the less likely you are to be "saved". You ALMOST have to feel sorry for these people. ALMOST.
Sorry Kirk, YOUR GOD is small, weak, shallow and petty! You can have him. I'll stick with mine, thank you very much. :-)
BTW....I don't think "taking the Lords name in vain" has anything to do with shouting "Jesus Christ!" when you're mad....I think it's more like STARTING WARS AND BOMBING CHILDREN in his name!!!!!!
God, give me patience.
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Sun Mar-13-05 02:37 AM
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49. I knew, somehow, my penchant for idolatry would come back to bite me |
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Sun Mar-13-05 02:42 AM
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50. When does he get the pink bouffant hair? He needs a makeover. |
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Sun Mar-13-05 02:56 AM
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51. Watching the life of Brian while cruising that site. |
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Sun Mar-13-05 03:20 AM
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53. I'm going to hell? Good. I'll see Kirk there |
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and I will be able to tell him that I think that he's a real a-hole.
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Sun Mar-13-05 03:29 AM
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54. Next up: Lief Garrett, spokesman for Wahabi Islam... |
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...followed by Bobby Sherman for the Sikh Holy Warriors...
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Sun Mar-13-05 06:54 AM
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56. Not too shabby a website |
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Sun Mar-13-05 06:57 AM
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57. Click on yes and check out the pics of your friends and families |
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