my mom is going to a doctor named....

[Stop_the_War]

Dr. Butcher

no kidding. lol

[Jack Rabbit]

1. My mother once had a heart surgeon named Dr. Pepper

!!

[Debi]

2. We once had a priest named Alexander B. Wilde

and a Msgr. Named Funke.

Fr.s Funke & Wilde at Sunday Mass!!! :party:

[davidinalameda]

3. my sister used to work with a Dr. Head

whose first name was Richard and who insisted on going by Dick

I have no reason to doubt this story

[lumberingbear]

14. I worked in a hospital in Indianapolis

where there was a Dr Richard Head.

[davidinalameda]

25. wonder if it was the same guy

my sister worked with him in West Virginia

[Dave Reynolds]

4. A co-worker has a dentist

named Dr. Fear.

[Lautremont]

5. There was a doctor in my neighbourhood when I lived in Toronto:

Dr. T. K. Pain.

[koopie57]

6. there is a dr. here named

dr. gazundtheit

[MnFats]

7. In Mpls. years ago, on University Avenue there was a clinic...

....and I am not making this up....


there were three docs' names listed on the exterior sign. the first two were unremarkable names and I've forgotten them.

the last one was : "C.A. Friend."
great name for a doc, we always thought.

[Lady President]

8. Dr. Payne was my oral surgeon

And, surprisingly very little pain. :)

[caledesi]

9. There is urologist here in Tampa named Dr. Cockburn ( I kid u not)

and for sh*ts and grins...we have a dentist here named Dr. Smiley, and yes, he smiles and is nice.

[uppityperson]

10. Dentist Dr. Savage

no, he wan't bronze and I never have and never will see the movie.

[TrustingDog]

11. how about Drs. Ben Dover and Phil MeCrackin? just kidding.

[Lady Effingbroke]

12. My fourth grade teacher was named Mrs. Yell.

And she surely could!

[Shrek]

13. How about a chiropractor named Bonebrake?

Really!

http://www.drbonebrakechiro.com/

[greatauntoftriplets]

15. There used to be a surgeon in the Chicago area named....

Dr. Slaughter.

[Lady Effingbroke]

16. Dick Chopp, urologist, in Austin TX

Dick Chopp

[VOX]

22. Ouch!!!!!! And he specializes in vasectomies!!!

:scared:

[kiraboo]

17. My dentist when I was a kid was called Dr. Jinx. He was a

horrible dentist and actually ended up killing himself.

[Left Is Write]

18. A Dr. Payne (dentist) just opened up a new office here.

Why do so many people named Payne/Paine seem to go into dentistry? You hear about them often.

[jmowreader]

26. It's the law, LiW

What would they do with themselves if they didn't go into dentistry?

And this is their favorite song...

(ORIN)

When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My mama noticed funny things I did,
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

(CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON)

What did she say?

(ORIN)

She said, 'My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay

You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causin' things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

(CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON)

Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?

(PATIENT)

Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!

(ORIN)

Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist

(PATIENT)

Goodness gracious!

(ORIN)

And I enjoy the career that I picked

(CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON)

Really love it

(ORIN)

I am your dentist

(PATIENT)

Fitting braces

(ORIN)

And I get off on the pain I inflict

(CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON)

Really love it

(ORIN)

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid

(CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON)

Bicuspid

(ORIN)

It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted
And though it may cause my patients distress,
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me
Oh, mama
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
Say ah!

(PATIENT)

Ah!

(ORIN)

Say ah!

(PATIENT)

Ah!

(ORIN)

Say ah!

(PATIENT)

Ah!

(ORIN)

Now spit!

(On edit: had to fix the braces)

[11 Bravo]

19. My little sister's OB-GYN is named Dr. Harry Beaver.

I swear it's true. Any Northern VA DUers may have heard of him. He's quite well known in this area.

[shimmergal]

20. My family went to a dentist called

Dr. Risk. In fact there were several Risk brothers who were dentists.

There was also a dentist in my home town called Dr. I. M. Iron.

[VOX]

21. I had first-person contact with Dr. Ovary (gynecologist). No joke...

This was years ago, and it was for a particular medical study that a major university was undertaking. I had to call his office. I asked for him by name. I spoke with him. It was **real**!

[RetroLounge]

23. Yeah, I believe it...

My brother had his broken finger set by Dr. Foote.

My pediatrician was named Dr. Bonebreak.

Weird...

RL

[blue neen]

24. I had a root canal done by Dr. Hammer.

I swear to God!

[styersc]

27. I rented an apartment from a gynecologist named Dr. Fingers

and his first name was Cole.

True story.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

28. There was a chiropractor in Wichita named Dr. Bonebrake

I've also heard of a Dr. Blood somewhere.