Testicle Festival To Use eBay To Crown "King And Queen Of The Ball"

[matcom]

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CONCONULLY, Wash. -- Organizers of the Cowboy Caviar festival in Conconully are auctioning off the titles of "King and Queen of the Ball" on eBay.

The winning royal couple will receive free lodging, entertainment and food in the north central Washington town for three days.

They will reign over a contest to see which of three restaurants can cook up the best bull testicles.

The town of 200 hopes to attract more attention to the June 18 event, which sold 60 tickets last year. Marilyn Church of the Chamber of Commerce says some people plan their summer vacations around testicle festivals.

http://www.wftv.com/food/4286057/detail.html

[jonnyblitz]

1. ...

:wow: :wow:

[Blue-Jay]

2. Can Lance Armstrong get in for half price?

:shrug:

[madison2000]

3. Is this where I can see the show "Testicles on Ice"?

[notadmblnd]

4. from the number of tickets sold last year

I'd say not too many people plan vacations around bull testical cook offs.

[Zuni]

5. mmmmm...testicles

This reminds me of the Chevy Chase movie, funny farm, where he breaks the record for eating rocky mountain oysters.