My favorite Irish joke......

[lpbk2713]

In honor of the occasion.


A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of Course," replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."

"Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."




Don't forget the wearin' of the green today.

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. That's my favorite Irish joke too.

Cracks me up every times. :7

[qnr]

2. heheh n/t

[mark414]

3. stinkin dirty micks!

ahh just a sullivan here checking in, got my corned beef and cabbage and potatoes in the fridge ready for tomorrow!

and no green beer...just the real stuff, guiness!

[punpirate]

4. I've always liked that one...

... but I think my favorite is the fellow who always come to pub on Friday night, and asks for three pints. He raises the first one in a toast, downs it, does the same with the second, then before the third, says, "'ere's to ye, boys," then downs the third. This might happen two or three times before he trundles off home.

This goes on for many, many Fridays, and finally, one of the customers approaches him and asks why the strange ritual. "O', it's me rememberin' me brothers. Sean went to Australia and Mick went to America. Before they left, we agreed we'd all buy each other a pint or two on a Friday and keep the faith."

Years go by, every Friday the same. Then, one night, the little man comes in, looking tired and despairing, and orders two pints. When the patrons see this, there's a hush in the room. After he finishes his two pints, the bartender comes up to him, pats him on the back and says, "we all are very sorry for your loss, Francis, please accept the next round on us, in our condolences."

Francis looks up at him, a confused look on his face. The bartender looks down at the two pints and just holds up two fingers, with a questioning look on his face.

The man's face brightens, and he says, "oy, `tis not like that--me brothers are fine! I've just given up the drink."

:)

[scarlet_owl]

5. That's a good one! My favorite is:

What's green and stays outside all year?
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Patty O' Furniture!