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Thu Mar-17-05 03:35 PM
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| Today's Joke fit for a 10 year-old |
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The daily e-mail giving details of the forthcoming edition of B.B.C.2's Newsnight frequently concludes with a 'joke fit for a ten year-old'; here is today's.
Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please.
Shopkeeper: Sorry, can't, it's off the shelves - cancer scare.
Customer: Oh right, Chinese chicken wings?
Shopkeeper: Ah, that's the same, cancer scare.
Customer: Hamburger Relish?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare.
Customer: Sausage and mash?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare.
Customer: Cottage pie?
Shopkeeper: Yes. ...no wait, cancer scare.
Customer: So, they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?
Shopkeeper: Yes.
Customer: (Sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.
Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.
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| trotsky
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Thu Mar-17-05 03:36 PM
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| 1. Be sure to note the American translation: |
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packet of fags = pack of cigarettes
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| tjwmason
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Thu Mar-17-05 03:56 PM
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| 6. Sorry didn't see that one. |
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The punch-line would rather fail if the customer ended up buying a packet of gays as we don't tend to cause cancer...
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| KitchenWitch
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that is fucking brilliant!
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Thu Mar-17-05 03:42 PM
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Can't laugh be serious..it's a --cancer scare..
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