Right now, I'm grossly violating Nature.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

It's night time already. The sky is dark. God didn't want me to see things clearly, and yet here I am, reading.

More: God, in His infinite wisdom, gave me eyeballs that are slightly more curved than ideal, so I'd be humbled by imperfect focus. Through the abomination known as eyeglasses, I am defying His will.

And when I feel particularly heretic, I use contacts, so I get away with it without even looking nerdy. The horror!

And if God decides to punish me with a headache, I'll just use the satanic invention known as Aspirine. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[trotsky]

1. Funny, but real.

Remember that churches at first hated lightning rods because they felt they would circumvent god's will.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Thou getteth the point. (nt)

[roguevalley]

3. I admire your determination to fly in the face of divine will.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. I recommend you stay near to lightning rods.

God doesn't like people consorting with His enemies. You're either with Him or against Him. Running an universe is hard work.

[Goathead]

5. What about Pol Pot

rounding up everybody who wears glasses because he thought they looked like intellectuals.:wtf:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. A man of God, obviously. (nt)

[jswordy]

7. Uh...I'd say God gave us all that stuff since the raw materials are...

...all Creator-given. Aspirin, for example is simply red willow bark. Electricity is a natural phenomenon. Eyeglasses are made of silica and petroleum.

;)

Carry on.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. Condoms are rubber. (nt)

[jswordy]

9. Yep, God gave us those, too. n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. A-fucking-men. (nt)