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Fri Mar-18-05 10:12 AM
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Poll question: Sneezing In Public : Yay or Nay? |
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:34 AM
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1. NAY! Just hold it in till you get home! Heathens. |
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:36 AM
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the nerve of some people.
I shouldn't have to watch someone sneeze. :P
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Fri Mar-18-05 11:06 AM
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23. Me too... and I try not to breathe or eat in public either. |
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Fri Mar-18-05 11:36 AM
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26. You are my favorite kind of person! |
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:36 AM
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3. Yay but please be considerate about mucus projectiles. |
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That's why you have palms.
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:37 AM
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4. Sneezing makes God cry |
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:37 AM
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5. I thought God was the one |
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sprinkling the pepper. :silly:
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:39 AM
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7. Right, sorry--Sneezing makes Baby Jesus cry. |
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:38 AM
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Those bodily funcitons remind me of sex... I can't stand it!
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:41 AM
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9. no scratching of the back either |
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that's just crass
get an itch, scratch it in the privacy of your own home
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:39 AM
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8. Only if you sneeze quietly |
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Some people sound like a 747 taking off when they sneeze. :7
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:52 AM
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11. how do you sneeze quietly? |
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When I see someone do that - I think their head is going to explode!
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:54 AM
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13. My mom stifles her sneezes when she's in church |
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She's rather her eyeballs pop out than make a noise during mass. :crazy:
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:56 AM
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16. Ha! That's probably when I would let it go even more!! |
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:55 AM
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I know what you mean, with the force and pwer of my own personal experience with sneexing I can't help but wonder what happens to the suppressed energy of "quiet sneezes", I figure it's got to escape somehow.
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:58 AM
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18. I remember in HS, a football player (a lineman) |
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would sneeze - you could tell that he would be the loudest sneezer - you can see it building ... then all of the sudden, he would close his eyes and let out this
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tiny "sknk"
And it was over. :wtf: :7
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Fri Mar-18-05 11:01 AM
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Reminds me of my wife. Quite the production during build up, I could sell tickets, but the payoff is exactly the same and people would be so unimpressed, or fall off their chairs laughing at the disparity.
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Fri Mar-18-05 11:32 AM
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24. Some people can't help how loudly they sneeze. |
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Fri Mar-18-05 11:35 AM
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25. There, there. Lavender is just a sneeze bigot. |
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:47 AM
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10. Sad to say, I'm a violent sneezer, and find it quite beyond my control. |
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Most often comes with little warning and pretty near impossible to stifle. But I do cover my face so as not to offend and/or contaminate.
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:54 AM
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12. Sneeze into the crook of your elbow, so germs don't get on yer hands... |
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...to be passed on via handshakes, computer use, etc.
Do cover your mouth, thank you.
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:55 AM
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15. but then the germs are passed on |
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whenever you put someone in a headlock. :shrug:
Oh, the conundrum...
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:57 AM
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17. Or do like I do and immediately excuse yourself to the bathroom and wash |
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Fri Mar-18-05 10:59 AM
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19. I just wipe 'em on the other person's clothes. |
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WHAT?
It's not like they're gonna be touching them that much!!!
:bounce::bounce:
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Fri Mar-18-05 11:02 AM
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21. Only do that to the missus. |
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Fri Mar-18-05 12:57 PM
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27. Let me guess...DOWN HER FRONT?!?!?!?!? LOL |
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Fri Mar-18-05 11:04 AM
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22. I tried holding in a sneeze once.... |
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My shoes flew right off of my feet. Across the room.
They hit the TV, which was coincidentally airing a "Tom & Jerry" cartoon, where things like that happen all of the time.
Who woulda thunk that would happen?
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Fri Mar-18-05 01:10 PM
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28. me too, but i had an upside... |
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blew the wax plugs right out of my ears
:hi:
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Fri Mar-18-05 03:11 PM
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And welcome to DU!
:hi: back atcha!
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Fri Mar-18-05 03:26 PM
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30. People here at the moof hut actually come from other rooms in the house to |
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ask " do you have to sneeze so loud "
hmmmmm sorry these don't come with a volume control
and to all you sneezers
" SHAZZZZZZAAAAAMMMMMMMM "
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