How Do You Kick A Family Member Out Of The House

[THUNDER HANDS]

My aunt has been here for two hours now, and dinner has yet to be started and I'm hungry as hell.

How do you politely nudge someone out the door without making it look like you're nudging them out the door?

[Trillo]

1. Give her some food! Or tell her the truth.

[johnnie]

2. Have someone call you

And pretend that there is a place you need to get to. Or act like you are having an appendicitis attack and say you need to get to a doctor.

[progmom]

3. disappear for a half hour to post on DU

She'll eventually leave.

:P

[Spinzonner]

4. Why do you want to 'nudge her out' instead of inviting her

Perhaps she's lonely ? (You dont give a lot of detail about how often she's around and whether she does this other times)

[THUNDER HANDS]

10. no no

She's by no means lonely. She has a husband and a dog. She's just ultra close to my mother. They talk on the phone twice a day and she usually comes by to visit about three times a week.

She's nice and all, but she'll talk your head off.

My dad says she's wonderful...."in small doses" if you get what I mean.

[flvegan]

5. End every statement you make with "...in my pants."

She'll leave.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Or start every statement with 'Kleeb'.

She will run screaming.

[bearfan454]

6. Tell her you want some privacy so get to fuck out. n/t

[Corgigal]

7. ask her if it's her

turn to treat for dinner? If she's cheap she'll find a way out the door.

[leftofthedial]

8. come up with a reason why YOU have to leave

after she's gone, sneak back in.

[Historic NY]

11. Put her to work...make her cook dinner for you...

my Aunts would come over and of course wanted someone to cook for them. I miss that since my favortie Aunt has been very sick. She would clean my house if I cooked her dinner. She lived alone.

[pscot]

12. Who's cooking?

You got a broken arm? You wanna eat, go into the kitchen and start rattling pots and pans. Be generous, ask her to stay for dinner. She is your mom's sister. Family matters