WilliamPitt
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:26 PM
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I'LL GRIND YOUR BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD |
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Edited on Sun Mar-20-05 10:27 PM by WilliamPitt
Boy. That fucking sucked.
Thanks to the mod/admin who rectified my error. Yes, I twigged the ban-o/destruct-o sequence when I spammed yvr girl's Kick thread.
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:27 PM
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Sorry, I find it amusing.
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:27 PM
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1. That was fucking funny. |
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:27 PM
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2. OK, was away from the computer |
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What the devil is going on?
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WilliamPitt
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:29 PM
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10. I kicked a thread ten times quickly |
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and activated the auto-ban anti-spam DU feature that NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT.
Har dee har.
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yvr girl
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:31 PM
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14. And tell the poster what the thread was about Mr. Pitt |
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and who it was *ahem* mocking.
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WilliamPitt
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:35 PM
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21. You're dead to me now |
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:36 PM
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I know how to press your smart ass button.
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WilliamPitt
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:37 PM
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:37 PM
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So, Will, you had some time to soak your thread kickin foot? Hmmm. Nine kicks are OK but ten gets one bounced. Good to know.
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WilliamPitt
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:38 PM
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in about 20 seconds.
That appears to be the shithead threshold.
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:45 PM
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35. Have noticed some odd replys from you of late |
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thought you were on your . or something. Must be a guy thing.
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uppityperson
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Mon Mar-21-05 01:22 AM
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41. How can you reply that fast that many times? |
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I have to hit "reply", wait for screen, write, hit "post" button, wait for screen, repeat. Even with a fast line I still don't see how this is possible. What am I not doing?
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WilliamPitt
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Mon Mar-21-05 01:23 AM
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But don't do it, because you'll ban yourself.
Click reply, enter a period - '.' - into the subject line, tab once and hit spacebar in the message field, then tab tab tab to 'post message' and enter.
I also have high-speed cable.
God damn. I'm a fucking dork.
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Mon Mar-21-05 01:24 AM
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Mon Mar-21-05 01:25 AM
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Mon Mar-21-05 01:25 AM
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It's seven posts in 15 seconds or so that'll do it.
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Mon Mar-21-05 01:25 AM
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46. Still takes too long. Guess I should not practice. |
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You're not a dork, you're enthusiastic!
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yvr girl
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Mon Mar-21-05 01:26 AM
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47. How the hell did you figure this out |
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You can't just have stumbled upon it.
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WilliamPitt
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Mon Mar-21-05 01:28 AM
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48. I live at my keyboard |
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I've written about 15,000 words in the last week and a half, both in essays and blog posts. Never mind writing and replying to work emails, writing the overview script and, oh yeah, posting here.
You spend that much time doing something, you get good at it. If writing on a keyboard was a martial art, I'd be Yoda.
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:27 PM
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3. The Schiavo Thread God smote thee? |
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:28 PM
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4. That will teach you to mock me |
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:28 PM
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5. Sorry but it was funny as hell |
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I even went to ATA and begged for your return.
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:28 PM
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:29 PM
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11. But I did beg for your return. That is serious nt |
WilliamPitt
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:30 PM
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I'm just being salty because I banned myself. That's like the DU version of stepping on your own balls in public.
:)
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:32 PM
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What a mental image, dude :)
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WilliamPitt
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:37 PM
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24. You know what the worst part was? |
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Once banned, all my 200 hidden Schiavo threads suddenly reappeared. Ugh.
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:39 PM
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31. Schaivo thread gods, indeed |
uppityperson
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:41 PM
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33. hahahhahahahahahahahahahhaaha. I mean, that's too bad. |
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Edited on Sun Mar-20-05 10:46 PM by uppityperson
gee Edited to add: I'm glad you got back quickly.
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:43 PM
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All that wasted time... well hey, just come chill in the Lounge for the night, give your blood pressure a break ;)
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Sun Mar-20-05 11:01 PM
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37. I feel a little bit bad now |
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:28 PM
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6. It's alright, we had a good laugh over it. |
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:29 PM
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8. ..Not as bad as "Teen Party Shark Attack" or whatever I'm... |
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...wasting my time watching on CBS....God!..It's so horrible, it's actually Hip!
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:29 PM
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:30 PM
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...are truly A Force to be Reckoned With.
I reckon.
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:31 PM
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15. That was so fucking cool! |
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WilliamPitt 'stoned.
I'm so glad I was here to see that!
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:32 PM
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I really needed a good laugh tonight-at least it's all straightened out now.
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:32 PM
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Was it as painful as stepping on your own balls? Or merely as embarrassing?
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WilliamPitt
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:35 PM
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I sat here and watched all these threads start about how I was banned. Battered myself into my screen like a moth into a lightbulb. Not graceful.
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:38 PM
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27. To paraphrase an old Texan joke... |
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"Watch me while I kick this thread!"
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uppityperson
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:34 PM
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hahahahaha. Thanks for the lesson in things to avoid.
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:36 PM
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What Grovelbot does between pledge drives.
He spanks authors. ;-)
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:38 PM
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:40 PM
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32. I sort of know how you feel, Will |
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Edited on Sun Mar-20-05 10:40 PM by steve2470
Earlier today, I was the subject of a thread that *ahem* purported to search for a lookalike for me. I got the hint. :-(
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Sun Mar-20-05 10:45 PM
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36. Welcome back WilliamPitt |
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Sun Mar-20-05 11:06 PM
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38. Have you filed a living will with Skinner in case this happens again? |
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"Living Will" is what we got when you came back.
:P
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Sun Mar-20-05 11:08 PM
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39. You're not grinding any part of me, buddy! |
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