Adolescent hijenks, pranks, monkeyshines, tomfoolery, and shenanigans

[Goathead]

This was a great one:
Pull into a parking lot at a park or shopping center where there are a lot of people mulling about. Pick somebody out, better if they are with a group of other people and it only works if they are at least seventy-five to one hundred yards away. Yell something unintelligible at them and yell it like you know who they are: "Mom wanted you to pick up the 5 lbs. bag of oranges not the 10 lbs. bag!" Then they look at you and yell, "I'm sorry you must have me..." You interrupt: "I think she's baking a cake" Then they respond with, "I don't know who.." You break in with, "Every Monday, if Jimmy decides to show up" Then they just stare blankly at you and and you scream, "O.K. then, I'll tell him" wave, get back in the car and drive off laughing your ass off with your buddies. That always had us in stitches and complete strangers dumbfounded.

[Bouncy Ball]

1. It made me laugh HARD.

I love theater of the absurd.

[Shananigans]

2. Shenanigans!

[purr]

3. tee hee...

Was good :)

[uppityperson]

4. Do you really have a sphynx?

cool

[purr]

5. yup..

Her name is Osiris.. Here's her biography on catster. Figures.. The site is down. If you go there, go to search by name, and type in Osiris. She's (I THINK) the 7th page.


(Impressed you recognized her as a Sphynx!! not many people know that!!!)

[uppityperson]

6. Hot water bottle masquerading as a cat

I want a somalia cat, looks foxish. I think sphynxes are pretty neat, like the single colored one.

[candy]

7. My son and his friends used to like giving wrong directions--

I would never ask a teenager for directions.

Another favorite from friends of same son---I woke up one nice summer morning and there were about 10 "For Sale" signs on my front lawn and,no,my house was not for sale.