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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:53 PM
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How many flies are on my laptop and long does it take McAfee to scan them?
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:54 PM
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1. HAHAHAHAHAHA!


:evilgrin:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:55 PM
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3. Couldn't help it.
Every time I saw your thread title, I saw "flies".
I had to do it.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:58 PM
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5. heheI love the copycat
I'm just being a brat and calling you a
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 12:01 AM
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6. Oh, but I am one.
I should be in bed with my sexy husband. Instead I am posting copycat threads in the Lounge!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 12:03 AM
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7. Get thy ass to bed wench!
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 12:07 AM
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11. man I had to blow up my screen
about 10000% to read LOSER LOL
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 12:08 AM
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12. Blowing it up would be another good way to kill the flies.
Good suggestion.
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 12:10 AM
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13. You.Are.So.Clever !
here's the bomb to use.
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:55 PM
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2. Screw McAfee
Use a shotgun.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 11:58 PM
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4. But wouldn't that damage my laptop?
:shrug:
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 12:45 AM
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16. No, not at all
In fact, it will automatically defrag your hard drive.
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 12:05 AM
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8. is that question going to be on the test?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 12:06 AM
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10. Yes.
And it will be an essay question, not multiple choice.
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 12:11 AM
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14. crap! i forgot to take notes.....
i lost my textbook

my pencil broke

my contact popped out

i sprained my wrist

will there be a make-up exam with extra credit?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 12:22 AM
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15. Yes, but that will be true/false pass/fail
:P
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-21-05 12:06 AM
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9. 3 and you have to call tech support for that info
:party:
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