LiberallyInclined
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Tue Mar-22-05 09:28 AM
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How about posting each of the 10 commandments where they best apply? |
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for instance- "though shalt not kill", "thou shalt not steal" & "thou shalt not bear false witness about thy neighbor" could all be posted outside courthouses/police stations... "remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy" could be posted outside churches/synagogues, on football stadii, and nascar tracks.. "thou shalt have no other gods before me" could be posted outside banks and casinos... "thou shalt not covet..."(Parts 1 & 2) above the doors of every shopping mall, and "thou shalt not commit adultery" could be embroidered on motel pillowcases.
where else?
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Nicholas D Wolfwood
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Tue Mar-22-05 09:30 AM
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1. "thou shalt have no other gods before me" in front of the |
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pastor/preacher/priest/reverend's house.
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Arkana
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Tue Mar-22-05 09:30 AM
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2. "Thou shalt not kill" branded on Dick Cheney's forehead |
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Tue Mar-22-05 09:31 AM
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3. "Do not cook a young goat in its mother's milk" outside restaurants? |
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Tue Mar-22-05 11:32 AM
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7. Absolutely! This nouvelle cuisine has to stop somewhere! |
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I mean, the size of the dish, alone, makes this impractical in polite society.
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Tue Mar-22-05 09:32 AM
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4. "Thou shalt not steal" in huge letters on every congressional house |
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in the land. And I want that mown into the lawn of the White House, and embroidered (upside down so he can read it) on the front of Shrub's boxers.
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Tue Mar-22-05 10:03 AM
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"remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy" could be posted outside churches/synagogues..."
How is going to Church not keeping the sabbath day holy?
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LiberallyInclined
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Tue Mar-22-05 11:31 AM
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Tue Mar-22-05 11:56 AM
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8. I guess I'm feeling dense today and missed the joke or point |
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Another cup of coffee please...:hangover:
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