Radical Activist is going to be on Elimidate!!!!!!!!!

[imenja]

He's asked them to set him up with really hot Republican women.

Now we just have to find out which date the program will air.


And you thought the Abu Ghraib jailers were sadists. They got nothing on me. :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

1. hot republican women? isn't that an oxymoron

[imenja]

3. not according to Rad Activist

[JohnKleeb]

4. I like IRISH republican women

but Irish Republicans are different than ours.

[Runcible Spoon]

17. he told me he wanted a Bush Twin Sandwich once.

he can be very depraved.

[imenja]

58. woah, now that's sick

we need to check him into rehab asap

[imenja]

5. He's asked for Ann Coulter

though wants her to get a boob job first.

He will be entirely justified if he decides to take revenge on me.

[JohnKleeb]

7. the poor dude

[Runcible Spoon]

8. DAMMIT

you beat me on teh coulter joke!!!! :spank:

[Radical Activist]

10. You are so evil.

What did I do to you?

[imenja]

11. I know I'm evil

but it all comes from a place of love. Just consider me dysfunctional. :eyes:

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. But you do put the "fun" back into "dysfunctional"

:silly:

[JohnKleeb]

15. and you put the drunk back in drunk

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. I do not!

You shouldn't lie John, it's not right. :evilfrown:

[JohnKleeb]

20. You know I really am considering buying a digital camera for Boston

Then we'll see who the real liar is, you drink more than I do.

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. That may be...

but I am not a drunk. Hedges is a drunk. :P

[JohnKleeb]

23. This is true

Hedges gets called assholes by DUer's kids too.

[Huckebein the Raven]

25. I'd like to see a drinking between you and John

:P

[JohnKleeb]

26. She'd win

Experience is key :).

[Huckebein the Raven]

27. I think I could take her

:D

[JohnKleeb]

28. All I have is the liver advantage and being Irish-German as well as Slavic

other than that, Kate has all the right tools.

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. I'm Irish and German, and either English or Scottish.

And Norwegian for sure, bring it youngin'! :silly:

[JohnKleeb]

36. Yeah but Slovaks I think consume the most beer in Europe

or is that the Czechs? Oh yeah its already been broughtin!

[Huckebein the Raven]

45. You're saying that because you get to meet her in Boston

LOL. Just messing with ya

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

35. What would we be drinking?

If it's tequila, I win! :P

[JohnKleeb]

37. thats probably true

but in the Guinness contest I rule supreme.

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. True.. beer makes me quite tipsy for some reason.

But I have a month to build up my tolerance. :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

44. Well me lady!

I am predisposed to alcoholism! Wait thats not a good thing, that just sucks.

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. lol oh my...

:o

[Huckebein the Raven]

40. I don't think so missy

Jose and I go way back, hell we've partied with Jack on many occasions

:P

[JohnKleeb]

42. I thought this was about us two

Mi llama en sepanol would be Juan no Jose.

[Huckebein the Raven]

48. This Jose:

:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. Bring it!

:P

[Huckebein the Raven]

53. Anytime anytime

:P

[Radical Activist]

16. This is because I accused you

of being about 18 isn't it? lol

[imenja]

18. oh no. at my age . . .

if anyone mistakes me for 18 I'm thrilled. Believe me.

I guess it started with turning down the drunk woman and then your Elimidate confessions. I just couldn't resist tormenting you.

[Radical Activist]

29. I know what you want

you just want to be one of the four women in Boston to complete for me on the DU elimidate. Yep, that's it...admit it... :evilgrin:


What was that about tormenting? lol

[JohnKleeb]

30. hey can I have four women follow me around and try to date me

because that would like be cool.

[imenja]

33. of course I do

I don't deny it. Didn't I say I loved you? :loveya:

[Runcible Spoon]

38. back off harlot...

don't make me jello wrestle you for his affections!

[Radical Activist]

49. hey, now this thread is starting to sound just like the show.

LOL

[Radical Activist]

47. LOL

but won't it compromise your uber-feminist views to appear on such an evil and sexist show?

[Runcible Spoon]

50. twist ending....imenja and I fall desperately in love...

and RA goes home to cry in his Miller Lite.

[Radical Activist]

52. do the cameras get to film

you and imenja too?

[imenja]

55. now that sounds like fun

what kind of ratings do you suppose we'd get?

[Runcible Spoon]

60. hmmmm really high ones

but as a feminist I demand 70% of marketing and merchandising rights for us ;)

[imenja]

63. call Focus on the Family right now

to warn them so they can begin their media blitz against us. That will help the ratings, and our profits, tremendously. Pay per view perhaps?

[Radical Activist]

67. We'll notify all the other media monitor websites too

That way they can put clips of the most sensational moments online to warn other Christians away from us.

[imenja]

68. and we can add your one night stand feminist videos to the show as well

[Runcible Spoon]

71. WHAT video RA????

erase them! I wasn't wearing matching bra and panty set! :evilgrin:

[imenja]

73. what kind of feminist has a one night stand without proper Victoria Secret

attire? You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Runcible Spoon]

75. I know. I'm bad.

I'm surprised RA even wanted to sleep with such a messy looking woman. I should know that I could meet my future husband at any time and thus must be perfectly made up.

[Radical Activist]

76. VS doesn't use organic cotton

Don't worry. There are others. I'll just have to weed out the underage girls. ;)

Yes I'm kidding!

[Runcible Spoon]

78. my red lace set is non-sweat shop made

and 100% union!

[Radical Activist]

81. 100% union, non-sweat shop?

Oh now that really turns me on. Talk about sexy! :wow:

Let me whip out my union card and show you how long I've been a member.

[Runcible Spoon]

82. LOL

youre so bad! i can;t even top that with a witty repsonse

[imenja]

79. that's another lounge thread

[Runcible Spoon]

70. I can just see Rush and Falwell foaming at the mouth over this!

"ahhh this is a debasement of natural family values! It is sick and perverted lewd acts! Uhhhhhhhh.....gimme a tissue"

[Radical Activist]

74. LOL

tissue...:spank:

[Runcible Spoon]

69. on a more serious note, this is why I fucking hate "Girls Gone Wild"

those girls make absolutely NO money off of this. They get them drunk, give them a Tshirt and make a fortune off of them. It's sick.

[Radical Activist]

72. Funny, this thread reminded me of the Conan O'Brien spoof

called Protest Girls Gone Wild. He did it right after one of the big protests against the war in Iraq two years ago. He would have a girl shout "No blood for Oil" Then lift up her shirt and go "Woooo!"

I completely lost it. It was one of the funniest and most ridiculous things I have ever seen. I loved the irony and the fact that I actually have found protests to be not a bad place to meet women. If I were to ever buy a girls gone wild video...that would be the one. lol

[Runcible Spoon]

77. snarf!

I get really horny at protests, being pressed up against all those hot sweaty fellow progressives......mmmmmm.....

[Radical Activist]

80. That is fun

and if someone in the crowd tried to cop a feel, it wasn't me...really.

[imenja]

83. How would I know if it's you?

Do you always look like Che Guevara? :wow:

[imenja]

56. not at all, but I do worry that you'd dump me as soon as Ann Coulter came

calling. Damn, that feminist stuff is always a deal breaker with men. Doesn't Ann believe a woman's place is in home?

[Runcible Spoon]

59. she's just as hypocritical as "Dr." Laura

to be fair, RA is really quite a gentleman. and a good feminist.

[Radical Activist]

64. ahh thank you

Now I almost feel bad by ruining this compliment with the blatantly sexist and ungentlemanly post I made next to it.

[imenja]

66. and you accomplished that very well

Did you make videos of these one night stand feminist encounters as well?

[imenja]

84. and Anita Bryant before them

She was on this same trip back in the 70s.

[Radical Activist]

61. Actually, some of my best one night stands were feminists.

;)
And I don't want to find out if all those Ann the man rumors are true.

[Runcible Spoon]

65. "it is a male myth about feminists that we hate sex"

"it can be a natural, zesty enterprise" -Maude Lebowski

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. LMFAO!!!!

OMG!

He's going to kill you. LOL!

[Runcible Spoon]

6. FREAKIN SWEET!

like this one?


you're a lucky man, RA

[Radical Activist]

13. aaaaahhh!

Take it away! Take it away!

[Runcible Spoon]

21. OK....contestant #2..Condi's "sexy, commanding" look

which was the subject of many right swing nighttime fantasies, in the press and elsewhere...

[Radical Activist]

24. I wonder if Condi

will take her top off in the hot tub like some of the other contestants do.

[imenja]

31. so basically you're looking for a Republican with the biggest cup size

Who best qualifies?

[Runcible Spoon]

34. **shudder***

better than Rush in a Speedo I spose...

[Radical Activist]

39. Now that I think about it

Having a show where I get to make four Republican women humiliate themselves isn't all bad. I don't date Republicans but I'm not sure if I can be that mean anyway.

[Runcible Spoon]

51. contestant #3:

I know she doesn't have much in the way of cup size, but she's into hardcore BSDM

[Radical Activist]

54. hhmm....will she bring her friend with her?

You really outdid yourself with finding someone freaky. ugh :scared:

[imenja]

57. you are sooooooo bad

I can hear Rad Act now: "Hit me harder Lindsey harder...."

:spank:

Condi can always take over during the day shift. She's got the stilettos already.

[Runcible Spoon]

62. hahahahaha

gotta love those republican "power broker" types! I wonder if all these repuke stepford wives bought sexy boots and jackets?

[Radical Activist]

9. Like hell I am!

You punk...@!*#&~!

[Runcible Spoon]

12. don't fib. you're gonna be on that show.

and I will have youn grovelling at my feet by the first commercial break.

[Blue_Tires]

85. i've always thought about going on that show

[imenja]

86. yeah! A new volunteer

Send in the papers and we'll all watch. You should never have told me that. I'm never going to let you forget it until I see you on the show. :bounce:

[Blue_Tires]

87. they aren't going to set me up with some psycho girls, are they?

since that's what i usually see on shows like this and 'blind date'

[imenja]

88. of course they are psycho

that's the point