A quick philosophical question.

[politicaholic]

If you receive a balloon on your birthday with a picture of Tigger on it that says "You Are Tiggerific"; as the balloon begins to slowly deflate and fade, does your new Tiggerificness in turn fade with it?

OR

Now that your Tiggerifocity has been stated as fact it is now bound to your karma and can only fade with every non-Tiggerific action you do?

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. The second one. Once it is stated, it is so.

[Worst Username Ever]

2. Well,

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful chaps
They're loaded with vim and with vigor
They love to leap in your laps
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one

Tiggers are wonderful fellahs
Tiggers are awfully sweet
Everyone elses is jealous
And thats why I repeat
The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one
Yes, I'm the only one
(Grrrrrr...)

[democracyindanger]

3. Balloons are only meant to hold tiggerificness

for a short time period. Eventually, your tiggerificness will overcome the mylar or rubber enclosure and escape. Therefore, you aren't "losing" your tiggerificness--rather, your tiggerificness is released into the world, bringing joy and happiness to all. It is merely evidential proof of the power of being tiggerific.

[politicaholic]

4. Hmmm, I see, very interesting (rubbing my chin and nodding)

So you are merely a worthy conduit for the Tiggerificality that is encased with in the gift. Interesting. Thank you for that.