I'm stuck in Hooters with Don Vito

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The horror, the horror



In case you don't know, Don Vito is Bam Margera's uncle, and a character on the TV show Viva La Bam. He has a dent on his back, and likes beer. A lot. He also speaks mostly in gibberish.

"He's got no tiddly just joogle, you can't just goat duggle. Hammer and nail and hammer, something and expect it to grow! Beglat you've got these idiots... Sitting hernwhaga ehhhm, just sitting glawhahwaglahhh. What they're doing!"

"I'm good. I'm good. I ain't gonna hit on a 20. Are you sick in the head?... Who's gonna hit on a 20? You gotta be mentally insane. Whadberderrr... habberdere! "

"Now you've got my eyes covered with ice-en-ning! "

[Fenris]

1. "You're a buncha Vulcan idiots!"

My favorite Don Vito line.

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3. "i aint got time for these raindeer games!"

[Blue-Jay]

2. Buy Vito some Veal Scallopini!

He'll be your best friend for life!

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8. digital bees!

[Huckebein the Raven]

4. Did you tip your waitress ?

:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

5. Ha did you see the one where they try to prevent Phil from eating for

a day.

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6. Nope. See the one where they take Bam's parents out on that old ship?

[JohnKleeb]

7. No but I would love to

Bam is great, skateboarder and jackass :), I think Ive been in the part of Pennsylvania where they live before.

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9. oh, great episode

they take phil and ape on a cruise, but raab books it, so its an old civil war ship. they make vito the captain, find an island, build a tiki bar and take all don vito's beer, come back shitfaced, blow up the bar, and thats when the army helicopter starts flying around the boat.

[sasquatch]

10. I loved it when he had "BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN" tatood on his ass

That was sick and funny:D

My god that dude needs his stomach stapeled.

[Blue-Jay]

11. "Mum-Mum" was NOT happy!

Funny as hell when she kicked them out forever.

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12. Or at the family reunion

After Vito ate the eyeball

[Paul Hood]

13. Hey he's the star of the show.

Ask him how much Bam pays him to put up with it.

[Reverend_Smitty]

14. did you see the one where he wanted to go to the Playboy mansion?

Don Vito thought he could just walk up to the gate, and they would let him in. He's so unintentionally funny!

Whenever my dad gets pissed he speaks to quickly and his words get all jumbled up like Vito, and I make fun of him for it cause it reminds me of Viva La Bam which only pisses him off further.

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15. You just don't go in the Playboy Mansion!

YESHU DO! When ya're got a 20 year perscription they let you in!