I Will Never Run For Any Political Office!

[elshiva]

I hate babies, debating, and crabcakes.

[JohnKleeb]

1. How could you hate babies and crabcakes?

Crabcakes are one of the best things that maryland has to offer and you don't like them, I pity you, and I want to go to the shore now.

[elshiva]

2. Crabcakes, I tried to eat them, but they are blah.

Also I won't ever eat them again because I am both a vegetarian and a Jew (crab is NOT kosher).

The best thing foodwise MD has to offer is Berger Cookies.

Babies are cute, but I can't stand kissing them and/or holding them.

[JohnKleeb]

5. You're nuts

Crabcakes are awesome. Now I want seafood.

[Huckebein the Raven]

8. Haven't had crabcakes in a long time but I agree

[JohnKleeb]

9. Yeah they're great

I miss my cousin's beach house in Delaware now :(.

[elshiva]

10. NO I'M A JEWISH VEGGIE!

[JohnKleeb]

11. Veggies eat seafood

Ive met a few who eat fish.

[elshiva]

13. JEWS DO NOT EAT CRABS OR LOBSTER.

Not kosher, hon.

[JohnKleeb]

15. I didnt know that

what about shrimp?

[elshiva]

16. No, shrimp either!

I used to like shrimp too. But they are a no no, NOT KOSHER.
Shrimp, lobster, and crabs are scavengers and considered unclean.

[JohnKleeb]

18. Damn shrimp are great

[elshiva]

20. Yeah!

Popcorn shrimp= forbidden fruit.

[JohnKleeb]

21. yeah so are coconut shrimp, shit now I am hungry

[JanMichael]

12. Babies are messy!

They spit, shit, and scream. Sort of like me but I clean myself up MYSELF!!!!!!

[imenja]

3. no political office would let me run after it

even though I love babies, debating, and crabcakes.

[CubsFan1982]

4. Good thing though is...

The positions I'm running for don't require babies to kiss, people to debate, or crabcakes to choke down. I just got to be on the ballot and I have it made! :D

[MrSlayer]

6. Just lie about the babies, scream about Poland & slip the food to the dog.

You too could be the President one day.

[CubsFan1982]

7. You forgot Poland!!!!

Actually, no, you didn't, but every thread should be required to have a "you forgot Poland" post.

[MrSlayer]

14. Yes, you are ready for the challenge.

Go to it Mr. President.

[Floogeldy]

17. Well you sure as hell just lost my vote!

B-)

[elshiva]

19. LOL!

[Kire]

22. that's why you should run

Otherwise, what's the next thing you'll use this excuse to avoid, paying taxes? Obeying the speed limit?

[elshiva]

23. I always obey the speed limit.

I tried to pay my taxes but I didn't have to cos I made less than $1,000 last year.

[Hardrada]

24. Agnostics can eat pork, veggies, shrimp, hamburgers on Friday

But we'll never get elected to anything.

[elshiva]

25. Sorry. THAT STINKS.

No female bisexual Jewish-Episcopalian panentheist will ever get elected to anything.

[Hardrada]

27. Alas unfair to us

sociotheological noncomformists!!

[elshiva]

29. LOL!

[Withywindle]

26. I LOVE crabcakes!

But babies can be pretty rubbery and gamey. Gotta put a LOT of Worcestershire on 'em.

[Borgnine]

28. I'd screw up...

...and accidently kiss the crabcakes and eat the babies.