HEyHEY
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Fri Mar-25-05 06:18 PM
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Funniest thing was just on the police scanner |
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"Yes, Constable ------ there's a young lady here for a DNA sampling, she says she needs to do it now cause she's leaving town today."
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Fri Mar-25-05 06:19 PM
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Just have her mail some from the secret mountaintop plastic surgery clinic in Switzerland.
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TheMightyFavog
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Fri Mar-25-05 06:23 PM
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2. I knew a guy who had a scanner on during the Seattle Riots in '99. |
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He heard something like this:
"Sarge, I've got a black Toyota parked in a no parking zone, there are two naked females in the vehicle, and well.... they're making out."
The response:
"You need backup, stay right where you are, and take no action. I'm on my way."
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HEyHEY
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Fri Mar-25-05 06:24 PM
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TheMightyFavog
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Fri Mar-25-05 06:28 PM
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Another gem:
"I have four males attempting to tip over a car by the burning dumpster."
"WHICH burning dumpster?"
Man, I'd have hated to have been a cop during that mess.
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Fri Mar-25-05 06:39 PM
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6. The reply should have been |
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"Tell her not to swallow . . ."
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