There's a brand-new dance craze sweeping the nation

[Ellen Forradalom]

It's called the Funky Western Civilization!

There's a fire in the courthouse
There's a riot in the street
There's a sinner being trampled
By a thousand pious feet
There's a baby every minute being born without a chance
Now don't that make you want to jump right up and start to dance?

We put Jesus on a cross
We put a hole in JFK
We put Hitler in the driver's seat
And looked the other way
Now there's poison in the water
And the whole world's in a trance
But just because we're hypnotized that don't mean we can't dance!

God, that Tonio K. song has been a favorite of mine for over 25 years and only gets more true!