Damn you, Progmom

[yvr girl]

"Entertain me" she says. I dig up some kiddie songs from the recesses of my memory - to entertain her with. I've had Itsy, Bitsy Spider going through my head for DAYS. DAYS! ACK! At least today, I was able to pretend Etta James was singing it, so it was jazzed up a bit.

I'm going to get you, Progmom. That's a promise.

[JimmyJazz]

1. Note to yvr girl: Put. Down. The. Pipe.

:D

You know I love you, but :wtf:

[yvr girl]

4. What are you trying to say

It's her fault.

[JimmyJazz]

6. She's your dealer? whodathunkit!

[yvr girl]

7. Is it the Etta James thing?

I had to do something.

[imenja]

2. If you really want revenge

Sign her up for Elimidate. Just ask Radical Activist.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Me thinks her hubby would be a tad peeved about that.

:o

[yvr girl]

5. Only if he finds out

;-)

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Oooooooh! Sneaky!

I like it! :evilgrin:

[imenja]

9. exactly

and if we make it a GOP Elimidate special like RA's, he won't be nearly as pissed as Progmom herself.

Radical Activist is going to have Ann Coulter, Condi Rice, and Lyndie England, plus one yet to be determined. Who would the appropriate male Elimidate contestants be? Hmmm. Sean Hannity, Tom DeLay, Rick Santorum, and Dick Cheney. Regardless of her itsy bitsy spider crimes, Progmom couldn't possibly deserve that kind of torture.

[ralps]

10. Hannity, DeLay, Santorum and Limbaugh IMHO should be her

Elimidate dates:shrug: :hi: :hug:

[imenja]

11. ok, I can permit that

you might have issues with the twit on CNN who dates Limbaugh.
Anyone who ever figure out what that is about?

[imenja]

12. Where is Progmom?

The worst is when we write what we think are funny threads and the person referred to isn't around to join in on the fun. It makes it seem nasty, rather than what it is intended as: simple juvenile ribbing.

I suppose she's celebrating Easter with her family. Happy Easter Progmom! :hi:

[progmom]

13. Hi imenja!

:hi:

[imenja]

15. no comments on the Elimidate torture session?

[progmom]

16. Well that did leave me somewhat speechless.

I was disappointed that sundog wasn't one of the choices. If I'm going to date someone other than my husband, I want it to be a gay man in a warm climate with a cool club/restaurant!! :P

[imenja]

17. that makes sense

It was a spin off on the Elimidate ribbing FarceofNature and I inflict on Radical Activist. It's been a source of great hilarity, and he enjoys it thoroughly.

[progmom]

14. See, now you've got Etta James singing Row Row Row Your Boat in my head.

Maybe I'll switch to Billie Holiday singing that.
Yeah.
That's disturbing. :scared:

[yvr girl]

18. It's not fun is it?

Sinatra singing I'm A Little Tea-Pot....

[progmom]

19. I actually have a record with Sinatra singing

Old MacDonald.


It rocks.

[yvr girl]

20. It's gotta beat anything by Barney

[progmom]

21. Barney is evil.

The latest obsession at my house? They Might Be Giants ABCs DVD. My kid loves it. And it's so much better than 99% of the crap out there for toddlers.

[yvr girl]

22. I only get exposed to the kiddie stuff when I visit friends/relatives

My first exposure to Barney was when I was babysitting my cousin's daughter. "If she acts up, put in this tape." It was like a drug. Scary.

[progmom]

23. I'm very much against using TV as a babysitter.

Especially Barney!!

[yvr girl]

24. I know there wasn't as much TV geared toward kids when we were young

but it sure seemed to be of a higher caliber. Nothing wrong with a little Sesame Street or Mr. Dress-up. You're right though, TV should be a treat.

[progmom]

25. Mr Dressup! With Casey!

And the Friendly Giant. Is that what it was called?

[yvr girl]

26. Casey and Finnigan were on Mr. Dressup

The Friendly Giant was a different show.

Look up! Look waaaaaay up.