Almost as good as The Onion

[T Roosevelt]

Ahh, Weekly World News...

TEEN HORRIFIED AFTER DOWNLOADING SKIN FLICK AND DISCOVERING...MOM AND DAD ARE PORNO STARS!

By MATT KIRSCH

AN OHIO teen was severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own parents.

Timmy Shannon, 17, recalls the moment that scarred him for life. "I was like five minutes into this porno called Horny House Wives 4, when I thought to myself, 'Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one I'm sitting on. Oh crap, it is!' I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited."

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[mike_c]

1. d'oh! I hate it when that happens...!

:rofl:

[T Roosevelt]

6. Did you happen to catch this?

Cheney is the latest among a string of Washington politicians with unusual backgrounds. According to reliable inside sources, California Senator Barbara Boxer earned extra cash jumping out of cakes at bachelor parties. Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy worked one summer as a male escort, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was the cover girl three times for Black Booty magazine, and First Lady Laura Bush worked briefly as a "fluffer," -- a woman whose job it is to keep male adult film stars in a continual state of arousal.

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. Weekly World News rocks!!

I love their alien abduction stories.

[AllegroRondo]

3. I dont believe it!

What 17 year old goes by "Timmy" ???

[slackmaster]

4. I love the Weekly World News

Bought one last week - couldn't resist the headline about a mad scientist turning someone into a half-man/half-tree.

:D

Ask Dottie and the Page 5 Girl ROCK!

[CottonBear]

5. My cat looks like "The Worlds Fattest Cat"

except she's a tad thinner! She is a grey tabby. I put the Fattest Cat's poster on the door of the fridge so it will remind her that she needs to diet!