Kool Kid or Pond Scum? Take the quiz!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

How do you know if you're a DU Kool Kid or are DU Pond Scum? Ask yourself these questions:

1. Can I start a banal, pointless thread and receive 500 replies?

2. Do other DUers flirt with me and/or post threads with my name in them?

3. Do I post a thoughtful, intelligent thread and receive 0-3 replies?

4. Do I have to kick my own threads to get any attention?

5. Have I been named as someone other DUers would like to meet in various popularity contest threads?

Answer Key: If you answered "Yes" to questions 1, 2 and 5, you are a DU Kool Kid. If you answered "Yes" to questions 3 and 4, you are DU Pond Scum. I rank in the latter category; what about you?

[ixion]

1. I'm sorry, did you say something?

I was too busy flirting with another DUer. :evilgrin:

Actually, I fit into the latter category, so I'm right there with ya. ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

2. You are not pond scum -

This is me, knocking some sense into your silly head ----> <----- this is you, looking dizzy

[progmom]

3. I think you're a DU Kool Kid.

I always love what you have to say. And I would love to meet you.

:loveya:

[progmom]

4. upon further reflection...

I can answer yes to 2-5.
But that doesn't mean much.

You were one of the first people I noticed when I joined in November. I'm really sorry you feel the way you do.

[name not needed]

5. It won't matter once I finish the death ray

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[Zuni]

6. well

I rank as DU Pond Scum. But that's ok, because I am not looking for celebrity status.
I'm just here to have fun

I do have some friends here. Today I was in high demand due to my expertise in 'Freeperology' and the hospitalization of Jerry Falwell.

[sakabatou]

7. Neither pond scum or a kool kid

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. I'm apparently a DU Kool Pond Scum Kid. (nt)

[Arkana]

9. Latter category

except I do believe I'm lower than DU Pond Scum(TM).

[progmom]

10. stop that

:spank:

How many times do I have to tell you...???

[Dave Reynolds]

12. Hi neighbor!

Welcome to the whale poop neighborhood!

:silly:

[RandomKoolzip]

11. Pancakes