For only $1495, you can have your very own

[Deja Q]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B00064CED6/ref=dp_product-image-only_0/102-2096612-1212125?%5Fencoding=UTF8&n=3760901&s=hpc


Philips HeartStart Home Automated External Defibrillator (AED) device!!

Yes. When you think you're having a heart attack, you need one of these! Paramedics too far away or you need a jolt that the eponymous cola cannot provide? Well this is it!!

And it's molded in pretty colors too!!!

Wanna see a demo?
for 56K: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00064CED6/ref=amb_skin_148177/102-2096612-1212125#

for DSL/cable:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00064CED6/ref=amb_skin_148177/102-2096612-1212125#


But hurry! Only ONE is left in stock! :wow: Be sure to order your portable heart exploder now! It also doubles as a pancake maker!





Edit: Added 2nd image

[Historic NY]

1. Kinda pointless is you live alone......perhaps I'll buy a new toaster.

[KG]

2. thats what i was thinking.

[samplegirl]

3. My personal account balance

is still $0.00