Win a date with this guy:

[Zuni]

When it comes to revealing my secrets, I will also reveal to you all of the secrets of the industry I was raised in. PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING! You have read a little about it in books before, but not like what I will tell you. Gigging, blading, kay fabing, our own secret handshake and our own secret language. I’ll tell all!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5568369445&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

[MissB]

1. Ew.

Ew. Just ew.

[Zuni]

2. I understand

[sniffa]

3. i can teLL you what those mean

it's no so secret anymore.

[Zuni]

9. Sniffa

please enlighten us

[Zuni]

10. Here is the outline of the date

You will come to my place in Florida where you will meet me.

We will watch my favorite movie of all time, PLEASANTVILLE.

We will listen to MAGIC 102.7, GOOD TIMES and GREAT OLDIES while Vance Phillips is on the air,

While we discuss anything that comes up.

We will enjoy a fun dinner. Not an elegant dinner, just something fun. Menu to be decided later, but Shrimp Cocktail will definitely be served.

You will meet some of the other tenants who live in the complex, such as my neighbors Ed & Elle, my mom & step dad, my very best friends Kelly & Sylvia (calm down boys, they are together as a couple), another girl couple I call the MINIS because they’re so cute and tiny, Sabrena & Ida, and you might even meet T from next door if she is home. My friends Mizo and Katy might swing by too.

You will have the MOST fun of your entire life just hanging out with me and my friends.

If it gets too late, you are welcomed to spend the night. (On the couch of course)

[MissB]

11. All his friends

are women. Huh. Could be a sensitive sort.

[sniffa]

16. bLading = cutting

drawing bLood. sometimes with a razor, but any sharp object wiLL do. bLading is usuaL done on the forehead, aLthough organizations Like CZW wiLL bLade any body part.

kay fab - go into character. the wrestLers are usuaLLy friends outside of their storyLines. if a fan happens to see 2 'enemies' hanging out, they kay fab... or one wiLL say, "kay fab" to signaL the other guy to go into character.

gigging - i'm at a Loss... my best guess - simiLar to bLading, but using pointed objects to poke and draw bLood.

[Debi]

4. Who needs a date?

I think I've learned all I need to know! :thumbsdown:

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. better hurry up ladies, he's already pushing $27.00

[redqueen]

6. 14 bids...

damn there are some lonely folks out there. :(

[Zuni]

7. Perhaps morbid curiosity got the better of them?

[animuscitizen]

12. Or 14 serial killers that feel Mr. Extreme would make a tasty meal

[Catchawave]

13. "Grammakittie" is the high bidder!

Oh the humanity of eBay.....LOL.

Edit: Grammakittie wasn't in Spell Check!

[redqueen]

15. awww

That's funny!

[katinmn]

8. Uh, No thanks.

[Tektonik]

14. A man should make a bid

[Catchawave]

17. Grammakittie still high bidder

1 day and 14 hours to go for Mr. Extreme...LOL.

[Zuni]

18. update: no new bids

[Heidi]

19. I think I've just found the perfect shower gift for . . .

Will Pitt and Matcom, proud parents of John Kleeb.

[Zuni]

20. a 3-some with that dude?

sounds sexy!

:popcorn:

[Heidi]

21. Yeah, why not?

They prolly need some time away from the whole, demanding parenting scene right about now, wouldn't you think?

[JohnKleeb]

23. and my friends will actually come over now that Mat and Pitt are out

:).

[Heidi]

24. You're gonna get ground-ed . . .

if you allow your friends to come over and play with Daddy and Daddy's Mr. Extreme!

[JohnKleeb]

25. I thought those three were having an orgy at his place

so I could use the oppertunity to have a party. Fuck if I get grounded that said :(.

[Heidi]

26. I can't believe you used the "F" word, Mr. Kleeb!

I think you just need to keep in mind that when Matcom and Pitt are away, there are about 67,000 meddling "neighbors" and "aunts" and "uncles" keeping an eye on you. :rofl:

[JohnKleeb]

28. nonameneeded is my "uncle" gosh the world is going toh ell

[Heidi]

29. Yes, the world is going to "toh ell" . . .

right along with your spelling, young man! Oddly enough, you have the spelling of the "F word" down perfectly. Obviously, you have been spending far too much time in this filthy den of iniquity known as the DU Lounge. :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

31. but "toh ell" is how I say to hell

:D.

[Heidi]

34. Good save, John Kleeb!

That's how I cover for my misspellings, too. "Hey, that's how I pronounce it!"

[JohnKleeb]

35. Thanks

hmmmmmm thinkin about bed time.

[Heidi]

36. It's about time!

There's a garage to be cleaned tomorrow morning, and you'll want to be well-rested. :evilgrin:

[Zuni]

30. John, he has a book for sale on E-bay

MR. EXTREME - the uncensored story!!
WRESTLING WITH THE TRUTH!!

[JohnKleeb]

32. I wouldnt wanna wrestle with the truth that hes a freak

[Heidi]

33. Adding that one to my reading list!

Thanks for the book recommendation, Zuni!

[Zuni]

37. Glad I could be of help

Also, on Ebay, something for your kitchen:

B-U-A Hideous COW PITCHER with 6 UDDERLY BUTT UGLY mugs
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5570409099&rd=1

[Heidi]

38. Holy cow!

I can't believe they "censored" the udder on the cups!

[Zuni]

27. He is irresistible

[JohnKleeb]

22. hahahahaha

Thats gross :popcorn: because mat and pitt are now my dads.