Gray Davis seeks new career in acting!

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April 1, 2005 - Former Governor of California, Gary Davis, today announced he is again seeking the public spotlight - as a Hollywood movie star. Recalled by California voters, he has turned the tables on his replacement, the current Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, by seeking a highly lucrative career as a Hollywood action hero.

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Said the former Governor, "My agent is placing me in roles as a mild manner yet formidable superhero - a kind of Clark Kent/Superman gig. I believe I am just as qualified to play the lead role in Terminator XII as Arnold Schwarzenegger is to be Governor of California"

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In anticipation of his new career move, the former Governor is having thousands of autographed 8x10 glossy black and white photos sent to fast food chains, dry cleaners, and liquor stores throughout the Los Angeles area for display along side other celebrity photos. His first appearance will be on "Queer Eye", where he will receive a complete lifestyle makeover.