Surprising announcement, Bushes mystery bulge explained

[dbonds]

To everyone's surprise it is neither a heart device or radio. The Bush administration slipped up yesterday and a reportter caught on camera 2 George Bush's. The adminstration came clean. Yes, Bush has been cloned. Ever since 9/11 it has been two dangerous for Bush to make public apperances himself, even half his own country hates him. So they refined a cloning program that had been going on in secret for the last 20 years. These clones are genetically modified to age fast. Due to the extreem aging rate they need these chemical packs attached to their back to keep all their fluids in balance. When they are not in balance you will see all types of blotching and bruising on their face, sometimes even a complete absences of color. Due to the aging rate they are only good for a couple appearances before they look too old to pass for the real George Bush.

The adminstration laughed, even if someone killed the real President, we have a normal growing clone of him that is now 20 years old. There is an Executive living will that states that he should have control of the Presidency if anything happens to the original. Also, the new Bush will never have been elected office, so we expect to run him when he is of age. We have staggered new clones so there will always be a fresh Bush ready to take over when the 2 terms is up. There should never be another time when a Bush is not President.

[BrklynLiberal]

1. Thanks for the info. It is good to know that they have finally come clean