Someone needs to invent a car that runs on corn syrup..

[sendero]

... because that @#$% is everywhere :)

[AntiCoup2K4]

1. Good idea.

Then maybe they can start putting real sugar back in Coca Cola again.

[amazona]

2. I thought they had ?

Isn't that what that ethanol gas is ?

I didn't notice it bringing the price down any.

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. That would be great...

they can put that shit in our gas tanks so we can take it out of our food. You can solve the gas crisis and cut back on rampant obesity

[BrklynLiberal]

4. Alcohol is gotten from the fermentation of sugars and starches.

Hmmmmm Am not sure if that means that ethanol can be had from corn syrup. God point though.
It would be much better in our cars rather than coca cola.

[DELUSIONAL]

5. Tell me about it -- I'm allergic to the junk.

[derby378]

6. That way...

...I wouldn't feel guilty about buying kosher Coca-Cola during Passover.

Then again, I don't really feel guilty. There are certain stores around here that drown themselves in the stuff once every year.

[ps1074]

7. Better idea

Someone needs to create a car that runs on excrements.