dave29
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Tue Apr-05-05 04:29 PM
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Prediction: I will be the next pope |
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Warning: I have never been right, but I have a feeling I may get the nod. I've been told I look really good in hats.
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dave29
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Tue Apr-05-05 04:32 PM
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c'mon folks, I want to feel holy.
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Tue Apr-05-05 04:34 PM
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2. WIll you make marijuana a sacrament? |
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Tue Apr-05-05 04:36 PM
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4. Yes, I shall replace all "please rise" references in prayerbooks to |
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"please take a toke," my faithful congregant.
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Tue Apr-05-05 04:35 PM
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3. Dave29, this is UNCANNY! I had a vision that you WOULD be -- |
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-- the next Pope.
It could not have been more clear and certain.
You are the new Holy Father.
Hot damn!
& congratulations. I'm glad it's a liberal this time!
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dave29
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Tue Apr-05-05 04:37 PM
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5. Thanks, I'm wicked excited. |
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Tue Apr-05-05 05:06 PM
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6. Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum! Habemus Papam. |
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Eminentissimus et Reverendissimus Dominus, Dominus Dave Sanctae Romanae Ecclesiae Cardinalis 29 Qui sibi accipit nomen DUer.
I do hope that you bring back the triple tiara jobby. They look so fab.
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Tue Apr-05-05 05:17 PM
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7. Dominea Gatos Sanctae La Dentista Spectaculare |
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In the name of the father, his kids, and the friendly ghost.
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Wed Apr-06-05 04:43 AM
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12. Any chance of a nice sinecure in Rome? |
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Having given you my heartfelt support; I think that the least I could get is a cushy job with a gorgeous outfit that goes with it.
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Tue Apr-05-05 05:19 PM
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8. And I thought all along that Dookus was going to get the nod |
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from the Cardinal Conclave!
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Tue Apr-05-05 05:21 PM
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per secret scripture privy only to me
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Tue Apr-05-05 05:22 PM
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I will just have to throw my support behind you then!
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Tue Apr-05-05 05:24 PM
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I need all the support I can get. This religion thing is hard work!
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