Let's do a WHO AM I - Come on and play

[MrScorpio]

The rules:

- Up to three Yes on No questions per post

- Post as many as you like

- Thread has a FIFTY post limit

Some hints:

- You have three questions to use per post. Anything less than that is a waste

- A lot of you guys will ask the same question. Read the other posts, clues are there

- If you ask bullshit questions, you're fucking it up for everyone else

- If you know what the career path is don't ask unrelated questions

- You should look for these basic clues: Sex, Race, Alive or Dead, Nationality, Occupation, Published or Featured works

[ralps]

1. Are you male?

Were you born after 1899?
Are you a part of the entertainment industry?

[MrScorpio]

2. Yes, yes, no

[snowbear]

3. Are you still alive?

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

5. yes

[ralps]

4. Were you born after 1949?

Are you involved in politics?
Are you an american?

[MrScorpio]

6. no, no, no

[progmom]

7. Were you born after 1930?

Are you European?
Are you caucasian?

[MrScorpio]

9. yes, yes, yes

[imenja]

8. Are you an author, European, do school children know your name?

[MrScorpio]

11. yes, yes, yes

[ralps]

10. Are you from Europe?

Were you born after 1925?
Are you involved in the sciences?

[MrScorpio]

13. yes, yes, no

[imenja]

12. a novelist, a poet, are you Irish?

[MrScorpio]

14. no, no, no

[imenja]

15. non-fiction writer, philosopher, Frenchman?

[MrScorpio]

16. yes, no, no

[imenja]

17. a Brit, a historian, have you been on Charlie Rose?

[MrScorpio]

19. yes, no, no

[progmom]

18. Do you write in English?

Have you published recently?
Were you born before 1940?

[MrScorpio]

20. yes, yes, no

[imenja]

25. you said not in politics

Does that mean your writings have no political content? Do you ever write fiction as well? are you known for anything other than your writing?

[MrScorpio]

27. yes, yes, yes

[ralps]

21. Are you a playwright?

Were you born after 1940?
Do you write for children?

[MrScorpio]

23. CORRECTION: no, yes, no

[ralps]

30. Do you write serious plays?

Have you ever written a Musical?
Was a play of your's on Broadway?

[MrScorpio]

31. Due to a mistake: I credit one post - No, no, no

[UrbScotty]

22. English? German? Born before Germany invaded Poland?

[MrScorpio]

24. yes, no, no

[ralps]

26. What did You say?

[UrbScotty]

28. Do most people know your middle name?

Does your first name begin with a vowel?

Does your last name begin with a vowel?

[MrScorpio]

29. no, no, no

[RagingInMiami]

32. martin amis?

[MrScorpio]

33. no

[RagingInMiami]

34. ken follett?

[MrScorpio]

35. no

[imenja]

36. okay, clarification

I asked if school children knew your name: will an American elementary student in Texas know who you are? Do you currently live in the USA? Do you currently live in the UK?

[MrScorpio]

38. no, no, yes

[RagingInMiami]

37. Are you descended from another culture other than anglo-saxon?

Have you won any major writing awards?
Did you write anything controversial?

[MrScorpio]

40. no, no, no

[ralps]

39. Did you write humorous books?

Was your las book published in 2004?
Are you a comedian?

[MrScorpio]

41. no, yes, no

[ralps]

44. Would your book be on a best seller list for 2004?

Was the book published in 2004 fiction?

[MrScorpio]

46. no, no

[ralps]

52. Was the 2004 written about a historical person?

[MrScorpio]

53. no

[imenja]

42. are you one of their ridiculous monarchs?

Charles?

[MrScorpio]

43. no

[RagingInMiami]

45. John Carvel?

[MrScorpio]

47. no

[RagingInMiami]

48. Craig Unger?

[MrScorpio]

49. no

[RagingInMiami]

50. Greg Palast

[MrScorpio]

51. No

[MrScorpio]

54. I finally beat you guys - I am Sir Ranulph Fiennes

The world's greatest living explorer and author


http://www.angelfire.com/biz5/beeswing/ranulphfiennes.html

BTW: I'm Ralph's cousin

[imenja]

55. and a school child knows who you are?

hardly

[MrScorpio]

56. British school children

That was clarified earlier that American ones probably wouldn't