BREAKING: Report: 'Housewives' Flip Out at Shoot

[underpants]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/people_desperate_housewives

NEW YORK - They may appear sultry and ready for summer on the May cover of Vanity Fair, but according to the magazine, the stars of ABC's "Desperate Housewives" were actually steaming angry.

Vanity Fair's cover proclaims: "You wouldn't believe what it took just to get this photo!" The article acknowledges that the poolside photo shoot, in which the five women appear in different colored bathing suits, was manned by an ABC representative who was to make sure that certain demands were met — including that Teri Hatcher didn't select her wardrobe first or appear in the center of any group photo.

Despite the rep's plea, Hatcher was the first "housewife" to visit wardrobe, and she had consulted with the stylist days in advance. At one point, the rep proclaimed: "This is a problem. I'm getting text messages from Eva (Longoria). Everything is not fine."


The struggles continued once the photographer started snapping. Redhead Marcia Cross turned red-hot when she saw Hatcher standing next to her in the center of the shot, according to the article. Cross grabbed her bathrobe and stormed egoff, spewing expletives at the ABC rep.

Despite the rep's plea, Hatcher was the first "housewife" to visit wardrobe, and she had consulted with the stylist days in advance. At one point, the rep proclaimed: "This is a problem. I'm getting text messages from Eva (Longoria). Everything is not fine."

[Cooley Hurd]

1. Oooh! CATFIGHT!!!

(rrrrrrrowl!)

[Yavin4]

2. Methinks That This Is Unresolved Sexual Tension

Some booze, some lube, some vibrators, a private room, and the relaxation of taboos, and these women will be fine.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Best. Advice. EVAH!

In addition, such event should be open to the public, to further treat any lingering inhibitions.

[underpants]

8. Gee thanks

I was planning on getting some work done today.

:evilgrin:

My question -WHERE IS BRENDA STRONG!!!!!?!?!??!?

[ixion]

3. oh, I'll bet that's just a joyous project to be a part of...

:sarcasm: :eyes:

[sui generis]

5. the whole thing sounds manufactured for this article

. . . look at the title.

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. Agreed

[underpants]

7. HA! My wife and I said the same thing yesterday

This is totally free advertising.

[XNASA]

9. If it would help....

...I will allow Teri Hatcher to take out all or any of her frustrations on me.

[elehhhhna]

10. First the Pope dies, now this? Lord help us all.