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Fri Oct-17-03 09:03 PM
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Poll question: I'm one of the FRIGIN' FAG LOVEIN' LIBRALS and a nigger loving fag! |
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Are you? http://www.democraticunderground.com/mail/hatemail_21.htmlNOTE: for the humor impaired and/or those who haven't read the hate mailbag, this is sarcasm based on the hate mailbag. Please, click link and read first, and you will get full understanding of this conversation. Extra disclaminer: Thanks Cat for reminding me to put up the "for the humor impaired &tc." disclaimer!
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:04 PM
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1. This will come as a shock to my husband, you understand . . . |
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Edited on Fri Oct-17-03 09:27 PM by blondeatlast
Edit: I'm also a "shriveled-up,unattractive shut-in white prune" which will come as an even bigger shock to my husband.
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:04 PM
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2. I HATE 'MURCA!!! I HATE 'MURCA!!!!! I HATE 'MURCA!!!!! |
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:05 PM
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3. Crud, the second option has words cut off |
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and I can't remember totally what it was, but it ended with SCREW FRANCE and GOD BLESS AMURIKA!
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:05 PM
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4. I think DU created that email |
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but I could be wrong. No weigh! rotflmao.
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:09 PM
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5. Ya can't make that stuff up, ya just can't! |
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:11 PM
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But I have my doubts if that was really a conservative or if it was someone trying to make conservatives look bad.
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Sat Oct-18-03 04:53 AM
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44. It could be conservatives unintentionally making conservatives look bad |
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Sometimes the simplest explanation is best.
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:10 PM
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:10 PM
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7. Kind of raw, but yeah, I'm down with that. n/t |
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:11 PM
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9. All right, who voted no! |
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:11 PM
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10. I'm a traitorous bleedling heart liberal |
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who should just f***ing LEAVE AMERICA if I can't GOOSESTEP IN TUNE WITH THE BUSHBOTS.
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:14 PM
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13. I thought maybe you were a shriveled-up,unattractive shut-in white prune |
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or a limp-wristed, unmuscular,bespeckled, white male, or a non-thinking, black lemming, or an ashen-white enviromental, tree-hugging nerd, or aperson generally unpopular in school and unliked in every aspect of human contact, or a person who is generally disgusting to ordinary, everyday people or, in other words a democrat.
But then, I don't want to have my ass kicked, so I won't say you are wrong. :-)
And I'm with you - I, too, should just leave this country if I'm not willing to sell it to Haliburton in the name of God, Bush, and Cheney for the troops and because of NINE ONE ONE MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Fri Oct-17-03 11:27 PM
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38. I wish I knew you in real life, Rabrrrrr |
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Sat Oct-18-03 04:20 AM
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Edited on Sat Oct-18-03 04:23 AM by Rabrrrrrr
And likewise to you!
All hail the destruction of corporate freedom to earn a dollar so that jobs can be shipped overseas and given to illegal immigrants in the name of destroying the patriarchal familial system inherent to the survival of America herself!
And I support a 120% tax rate for anyone who isn't a minority or illegal immigrant. Let the white man support everyone with his labor so we can all run around having crack babies!
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:12 PM
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12. Oh my God, "n-lover" just makes me laugh.. |
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..because my father actually called my sister that once. Of course, he's quite conservative in mindset, so that's to be expected.
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Fri Oct-17-03 11:01 PM
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37. Is your dad related to my dad? |
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Yup. One of his 'favorite' epithets. :puke:
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:15 PM
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14. i's one of them there panty-waist, tree-hugging, peacenik pacifists |
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and if they don't like i'll take 'em out in the woods and KICK THEIR ASS! :)
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:16 PM
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15. My entire ACLU Chapter (Hillary-Stalin Local 666) |
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has been in executive session this week, trying to figure out the most effective way of letting our troops know how much we hate them and that we do group cheers when new casualties are announced on Faux! We're also hard at work on our effort to replace Mom 'n' Apple Pie with Heather's 2 Mommies and Quiche~
In my spare time I enjoy defacing US Currency- a little artwork on the front and a little whiteout on the back, and presto! President Farrakhan and "In DARWIN we trust"!
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:19 PM
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16. Wow, you ARE a credit to all the Amur'ka haring commie liberal fags |
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Thank you for your efforts in destroying this country we hate so much!
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:25 PM
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18. Hey, just like convincing Cub Scouts to wear lip gloss & tube tops |
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Edited on Fri Oct-17-03 09:35 PM by comsymp
it's all in a day's work.
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:50 PM
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26. Certainly MY biggest agenda item is getting the Boy Scouts under NAMBLA |
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Can't wait to destroy the American Family, either! Oh, man, it's delicious to think of the truly anti-family and anti-god country our Klintoon-inspired agenda will wreak.
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Fri Oct-17-03 10:07 PM
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31. I'm probably going to hell for the mental images your title elicits |
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Umm, yeah- that will be why. No other reason.
Just that.
Honest.
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:29 PM
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19. Keep up the good work! |
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:21 PM
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and I kill babies, in case you didn't know already.
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:30 PM
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20. Uh, you might want to include a disclaimer in your post... |
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saying "read the link if you don't understand this post. I do not endorse using such language; this thread is satire."
Check Ask The Admins.
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:38 PM
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:31 PM
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21. I am single-handedly shutting down Wal-Marts! |
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Hey, I cna dream, can't I?
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:42 PM
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I wanna be a librul igno-fuck!!!
Hey wait. I'm a tad over-educated to be a bimbo, aren't I?
Oh never mind. I won't tell if you won't tell.
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:46 PM
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24. That's the probblemm with U librals - you're so elitilistically |
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over-educated, you're ignorantus!
(good cooks, though :hi: )
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:54 PM
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Fri Oct-17-03 10:25 PM
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33. Well according to those amazingly smart Freepers |
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I'm a "shriveled-up,unattractive shut-in white prune"-bimbo.
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Fri Oct-17-03 10:49 PM
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34. Me too! Hooray for us! |
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Fri Oct-17-03 11:31 PM
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39. soliciting bimbos again, Don? |
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I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS. :7
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Sat Oct-18-03 05:58 AM
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Fri Oct-17-03 09:49 PM
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Edited on Fri Oct-17-03 10:03 PM by Redneck Socialist
..."an ashen-white enviromental, tree-hugging nerd,...in other words a democrat!" God bless America! Where even ashen-white environmental tree hugging nerds can be Democrats! God I love this country!
WTF? These people are insane. Don't they ever stop to listen to themselves? (Well no of course not. They don't have to because they are right about everything.) I have seen the light and now I am off to freeperville never to darken the door of DU again.
PS I am very sorry I ever called bush bad names.
PPS I have to admit that I thought the one about Democrat leach field was kind of funny.
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Sat Oct-18-03 05:05 AM
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46. Try this one: I'm a... |
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Edited on Sat Oct-18-03 05:06 AM by 0rganism
I'm a Colored spade A nigger A black nigger A jungle bunny Jigaboo coon Pickaninny mau mau Uncle Tom Aunt Jemima Little Black Sambo
Cotton pickin' Swamp guinea Junk man Shoeshine boy
Elevator operator Table cleaner at Horn & Hardart Slave voodoo Zombie Ubangi lipped
Flat nose Tap dancin' Resident of Harlem
And president of The United States of Love President of The United States of Love
(and if you ask him to dinner you're going to feed him:)
Watermelon Hominy grits An' shortnin' bread Alligator ribs Some pig tails Some black eyed peas Some chili Some collard greens
And if you don't watch out This boogie man will get you Booooooooo!
(Colored Spade, from the musical Hair)
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Sat Oct-18-03 05:49 AM
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Fri Oct-17-03 10:00 PM
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28. Fighting for miscegenation and free government cheese |
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That's me. John Destroying America one sacred belief at a time since 1956.
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Fri Oct-17-03 10:03 PM
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29. That's mandatory miscegenation, correct? |
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Fri Oct-17-03 10:05 PM
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DOES increase your odds of a date on Saturday night, yes. So does bisexuality, I suppose. John Hates staying home on Saturday night.
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Sat Oct-18-03 05:56 AM
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51. Miscegenation Is Over The Top |
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The nearest these here good folks got to a dictionary was scanning the "Weekly Reader" or "Highlights" waiting for their first cousin to give birth to their first born.
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Fri Oct-17-03 10:12 PM
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32. I'm a married, heteosexual WASPy chick living in suburbia |
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But I still voted YES with pride!
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Fri Oct-17-03 10:57 PM
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35. And I bet you shop at that commie Target, not Wal-Mart. |
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Just like me! :evilgrin:
YOU PINKO!
I'm a Union supporter too!
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Fri Oct-17-03 11:00 PM
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Once Walmart came in, within a few years all of the regional discount dept. stores in the northeast went out of business. I was so happy to see Target when it came on the scene a couple of years ago (it wasn't in CT before then). Makes me feel a little less guilty in life. Of course unions, unions gave us weekends.
Sarah
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Fri Oct-17-03 11:37 PM
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40. I BLEED THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO! |
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Sat Oct-18-03 04:23 AM
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Sat Oct-18-03 04:51 AM
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43. Best one of all: Democrat leach field |
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Great hatemail bag this time! Woohoo!
Them thar leaches sure be rilin' up the loyal Rush-listenin' paytreeeotts.
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Sat Oct-18-03 05:05 AM
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47. No, a leach field - and I'm being serious now - is part of septic systems |
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I don't know the full techniacl details, but our cabin on the lake has one and my parents had one - come to think of it, all the leach fields I know are for houses/bathrooms on hills, perhaps that's part of the deal. But anyway, it;s a way of using a chunk of land, maybe the size of a garage or larger, as part of the filtering process for the waste water from the toilets, so the septic stores only solid waste, not liquid, but then the solid also slowly filters away.
Like I said, I don't know the technical details, but that's what a leach field is.
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Sat Oct-18-03 05:10 AM
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48. Really! I wonder if the dittohead walter knows all the technical details? |
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It could be his pro-fesh-un-all spesh-all-tee!
This is the kind of knowledge base that I just don't run into every damn day.
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Sat Oct-18-03 05:39 AM
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49. That's the only sad part in the hate mailbag - |
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Edited on Sat Oct-18-03 05:40 AM by Rabrrrrrr
whoever wrote the respones in the hate mailbag obviously doesn't know what a leach field is, so that emailer's insult didn't make any sense to him (the DUer who wrote the responses).
Made sense to me, though - I thought it was actually a rather clever slam, "democratic leach field". Actually shows an ability to use metaphorical language, which you don't often get from freepers. Hell, they usually can't even rise to simile.
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Sat Oct-18-03 06:04 AM
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54. Was That A Leach Field or Letch Field? |
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Rim-Job's out loose in the lower forty again....
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Are you replacing Limpballz as a guest host this week or the next?
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Sat Oct-18-03 06:04 AM
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53. I'm a bedwetting liberal! |
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oops gotta go change my sheets! One question: how can we be communists if we are full of HATERED? I would love to work at this place and answer these letters...
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