barb162
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Thu Apr-07-05 04:05 PM
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GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT WOMEN |
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Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb –
and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country..
-Elayne Boosler-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career! -Gloria Steinem-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
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Thu Apr-07-05 04:07 PM
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1. "Put the toilet seat down." |
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Thu Apr-07-05 04:09 PM
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Thu Apr-07-05 04:09 PM
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
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Thu Apr-07-05 04:13 PM
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but seeing Thatcher called 'great' rankles me.
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Thu Apr-07-05 04:17 PM
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5. LOL!!! Reminds me of another favorite... |
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"Everything Fred Astaire did, Ginger Rogers could do--backwards and in high heels."
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Thu Apr-07-05 05:15 PM
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6. yeah, that's a good one |
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Thu Apr-07-05 05:26 PM
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7. "Women are going to have to learn this. No one gives you power. |
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Edited on Thu Apr-07-05 05:27 PM by BlueIris
You have to take it."
--Rosanne Barr
I've been thinking about that alllll week.
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Thu Apr-07-05 05:30 PM
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"If I can't dance I don't want to be part of your revolution."
Words to live by....
Khash.
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