I Just Spoiled Bull Riding for The Princess

[CO Liberal]

We were watching the bull riders on OLN, and The Princess was commenting on how ... er, "well-endowed" the bull riders appeared to be in their tight jeans - especially one guy with the camera focused on his crotch.

I told her that chances were pretty good that the guy was wearing a "cup", and that they might all be wearing cups to protect a rather vulnerable area of the male anatomy.

Now The Princess is saying that she can never watch bull riding again without being disillusioned. I ruined it for her...

[MuseRider]

1. Of course they wear cups

but their jeans are really tight so I like to look at them after they have already been bucked off and are walking away. She can watch again, tell her to look at the guys sitting on the rails. Something about the backside of a cowboy. Tight jeans, chaps and spurs. YeeeeHaw.

[DS1]

2. If there was ever a sport voted 'most likely to leave one shooting blanks'

bullriding would be it.