HEyHEY
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Sat Apr-09-05 09:42 PM
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Well, I just scared the ever lovin' shit out of a waitress |
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Edited on Sat Apr-09-05 09:43 PM by HEyHEY
We were paying and she says..."So what are you all up to tonight."
I was just trying to be a smartass and I said, "Well I hate humanity, so I think I'll go out and kill someone."
Only I didn't mean to say "Kill someone" I was trying to think of something twisted...but in funny way.... for some reason that came out.
Everyone at our table was dead silent.
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Sat Apr-09-05 09:51 PM
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I hate it when stuff like that happens to me.
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Sat Apr-09-05 09:52 PM
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2. Oops. Better watch for a police tail tonight. |
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Sat Apr-09-05 10:11 PM
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3. May I suggest someone? |
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He has a 3 hour radio show and a TV show on Fox with an Alien as a co-anchor...
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Sat Apr-09-05 11:39 PM
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4. Next time she'll serve you decaf.................... n/t |
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Sat Apr-09-05 11:54 PM
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5. Maybe you scared your friend's wife that way, too! |
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That answers all the earlier questions!
:)
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Sun Apr-10-05 12:12 AM
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HEyHEY
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Sun Apr-10-05 12:59 AM
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12. Nah, just reacting too quickly to thought process |
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Sun Apr-10-05 12:19 AM
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7. When I was a waitress, I would have sat my ass down with y'all |
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That's too funny! Where were you then?
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Sun Apr-10-05 12:58 AM
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Sun Apr-10-05 12:47 AM
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it's a wonder she didn't call the cops. Or the people with the jackets. What did she say.
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Sun Apr-10-05 12:56 AM
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10. She just looked at me |
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Lucky my friend explain that I was a strange person
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Sun Apr-10-05 12:56 AM
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9. Hope you gave her a good tip. |
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Back in my waitressing days, I didn't mind the weirdos as long as they tipped good.
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Sun Apr-10-05 01:01 AM
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Edited on Sun Apr-10-05 01:08 AM by HEyHEY
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