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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 01:41 PM
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"Want some cookies with a Jew flag on 'em?"


"Laura baked 'em. I decorated this here one."
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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 01:42 PM
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1. Are they kosher???
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 01:43 PM
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4. Made with good ol' Texas lard!
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 01:42 PM
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2. mommy let me put the wrappers on the crackers all by my self
don't cha see how purddy they are?
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 01:42 PM
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3. To quote David Rees here....
"I can't believe I hate the whole thing!"
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 01:43 PM
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5. I can't tell if W is staring at the plate
or the old guy's crotch.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 01:44 PM
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6. No, please don't tell me he served Israel Flag Cookies
:eyes:

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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 02:26 PM
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18. Turns out they're not really cookies.
They're really chocolates.
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 01:45 PM
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7. Just a sec, I gotta fart.......
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 01:46 PM
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8. Ahhh! Better out than in, eh?
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 01:47 PM
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9. "I told em to bake a bunch of these and some with a menorah"
"The ones with the menorah came out looking all fucked up, so these'll have to do."
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Emops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 01:48 PM
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10. Looks like Bush
is pulling some sort of "surprise-in-the-box-of-popcorn" type of stunt.
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 01:50 PM
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11. "You won't be able to have these anymore when you're in hell."
So you really should eat plenty of them while you're here. Or, you can get saved.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 01:51 PM
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12. "Wait...(BLOOOORAWRP!) Ahhh....now, George, what is it?"
Different variation on the fart theme...
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imenja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 01:52 PM
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13. You know those weren't made anywhere near Crawford
probably had to fly them in from New York City (Get a rope).
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 02:00 PM
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14. I just want the Queen to visit
Let's see what the smart-arse makes of the Royal Standard:



Try fitting that on the top of a biscuit matey.
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bluedeminredstate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 02:11 PM
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15. Sharon
would do well to ask for some raw vegetables instead of going face down into that plate of sugar and fat. My God, he's the size of Jeruselum. That said, when you think Bush can't embarass us anymore or any worse, he finds a way.
:blush:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 02:19 PM
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16. "Care to devour the symbol of your country AND religion?"
Mmmm...sacrilicious.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 02:26 PM
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17. seriously, I hope that's a joke
Edited on Mon Apr-11-05 02:26 PM by WindRavenX
Would he like being served a cookie with a crucified Jesus cookie?
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 02:39 PM
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19. Pure jewing satisfaction.
Probably Bush stayed in the Northeast too long and got confused by rapid fire English (sic!):

Jew eat?
Node Jew?

Too bad that bronco in the 40 years past its time rodeo poster can't three d kick * from there!
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