Testicles in the News

[Zuni]

Testicles in the News
In February, Amanda Monti, 24, of Birkenhead, England, was sentenced to 30 months in jail for ripping off one of her ex-boyfriend's testicles with her bare hands in a rage over his refusal to have sex. (According to witnesses, Monti briefly hid the testicle in her mouth, but a friend retrieved it and handed it back to the man, saying, "That's yours.") Also in February, Welsh rugby fan Geoff Huish, 26, was so certain Wales would lose to England that he told club patrons in Caerphilly that he'd "cut (his) balls off" if Wales won. Immediately following Wales' 11-9 victory, Huish went home, fulfilled his promise, and walked, gingerly, back to the club to show that he was a "man" of his word.

[commander bunnypants]

1. EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

:puke:

CB

[MuseRider]

2. Perfect thread for

post #9000. :wtf:

Ewwwwwwwwwww.

[Zuni]

4. This is just shocking

In February, Amanda Monti, 24, of Birkenhead, England, was sentenced to 30 months in jail for ripping off one of her ex-boyfriend's testicles with her bare hands in a rage

[MuseRider]

5. It is

pretty extreme I would say. Something tells me her next boyfriend will do whatever she wants.

Can you even imagine being that angry or enraged?

[Richardo]

3. Just don't replay the guy+golf buddies+beer+ball washer story...

I think it's at Darwin Awards :scared:

[Zuni]

18. huh.

Sounds dreadful

[Richardo]

20. Snopes says false, but does that really matter?

Ignoring my own plea:

Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everett Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch.

Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining two were asked to leave the course. :scared:

[flakey_foont]

6. Ah, Nuts!

[MadHound]

7. Now was Amanda really expecting that her actions would help matters?

I mean really now, did she think that ripping off one of her boyfriend's balls would make him change his mind and prompt him to jump her bones forthwith?

As for Mr. Huish, there are just some wagers you don't make, period.

[Zuni]

11. she doesn't seem to have given it much thought

[hippiechick]

8. I just got an email from a friend who just had hers removed

Well, she's a her now ... going thru gender reassignment and has pictures for posterity. OUCH.

:scared: :wow: :scared: :wow: :scared: :wow:

[Zuni]

10. I can handle a lot of things

but sex change operations freak me out. I do not see how anyone could want that. I just do not undertand that kind of self mutilation.

:hide:

[hippiechick]

12. You should see all the other stuff she had done, too ...

Lipo, nose job, jaw reduction ... the pics look like she spent a few days in a cement mixer.

I can't imagine putting myself through that.


:scared:

[Fenris]

9. Man, she *REALLY* wanted sex!

[miss_kitty]

13. 'She's nutty'

and 'That took balls.'

[Zuni]

14. ROFLMAO

Funniest quote of the day

:spray:

[miss_kitty]

15. Thank you. Thank you very much.

I'll be here all week. :)

[underpants]

16. Ugnnnnh! HawHawHaw (breathing heavy) UgnnnnnnH!

:scared:
I've got the willies now.

[miss_kitty]

17. you have more than one?

ba dump bump.

[Strawman]

19. They need Dr. Zillman of the Atlanta Genital Institute

Remember that scene out of Johnny Dangerously?