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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 02:28 PM
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Why do little testicles end up inside my glasses from the dishwasher?
is it from hard water?
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 02:29 PM
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1. The tiny dishwasher eunuchs
They get your dishes clean, but they pay a high price.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 02:29 PM
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2. I *knew* that one was coming...
(so to speak) 'cause I almost posted it myself. :thumbsup:
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NoodleBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 02:34 PM
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3. this thread makes me want to cry.
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 02:35 PM
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4. the elves that clean
the dishes get their balls whacked with the rinse blade :)
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 03:12 PM
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5. ah
like the Keebler elves right?
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 08:06 PM
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7. Yup!
They're even the root cause of suspicious broken glasses.. go ahead and piss them off :)
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 03:14 PM
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6. maybe the dishwashers balls mirror it's owner?
:evilgrin:
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-11-05 08:19 PM
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8. Remind me to never drink or eat at your house.
wherever it is you live
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