Do you ever get flirty PMs?

[CubsFan1982]

Keep em clean, folks. :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

1. PMS? Man, is this some sort of sexist thread?

:wow:

[all.of.me]

18. with pms, the LAST thing i want to do is flirt!

flirt with danger, perhaps.......

[RC]

2. There are some women here

I wish would. :loveya: :woohoo:

[tjdee]

3. No, and I'd like to know why the hell not!

Though I suspect it's because the last time I got one, I didn't see it for weeks and it was so over...I'm kind of bad at correspondence.

But still!

[Sanity Claws]

4. Flirty PMs

Please, please, send me one, or two. I want to know what it's like. I really look better than dear Mona, my avatar.

[WI_DEM]

5. I'm so sad, I never get a flirty PM

I'm such a loser.

[Longgrain]

6. Of course, all the time, flirting on the message board constantly

eventually leads to flirting in private.

All other information is restricted tho...

[khashka]

10. Yeah, but...

We've all seen your pic and you're really cute AND you are a talented artist. So you are way ahead of the game.

Your experience ain't exactly representational - who wouldn't flirt with you?

Khash.
(currently forming a Let's Ban Longgrain Because He Makes All The Rest Of Us Guys Look Bad political action committee)

[Longgrain]

11. Sorry I can't help but rub it in...and if you knew who some of them were

The rest of you guys would start coming after me with pitch forks and torches.

[khashka]

16. Oh don't worry

We're sharpenin' up the pitchforks and lightin' the torches even as we speak.

Just like one of those old Frankenstein movies, with you in the starring role.

Khash.

(for the clueless among you - I'm not threatening him, I'm actually flirting with him in my own way. Like, I said, who wouldn't?)

[Longgrain]

19. Well I'll go prepare my vats of boiling oil for when you guys start

storming my castle.

[khashka]

21. You shameless flirt!

My heart is thumping like a schoolgirl's!

Khash :)

[liberalhistorian]

23. Oh dear, you mean

I have competition for your affections? Ahh, and here I thought I was the only one for you! :scared: :cry:

[Longgrain]

25. Of course you have competition LH...While I'm usually a one woman sort

of guy.

you know you're not the only one my dear.

[liberalhistorian]

26. Oh, yeah?

Well, then, I'll just cancel the tickets I have to take a little plane ride to Boston, and you'll never discover the certain "talents" I possess that few other women have! :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[freebird1]

7. ~ actually ~ I have

:loveya:

[khashka]

8. Never never never never never

(And see, I'm a really cool guy - the subject line was a Shakespeare quote!)

Someone did tell me, once, I was the most interesting person they had ever met - but it was less flirting than "what circus do you work for".

And I try so hard! Sigh!

Khash.

[JimmyJazz]

9. no - never

:o

[Radical Activist]

31. lol liar

[JimmyJazz]

46. Shhhh!

[redqueen]

12. No...

:(

[sparky_in_ma]

13. All the time

It takes up much of my free time answering them.;)

[Speck Tater]

14. I'm a dirty old man...

NOBODY flirts with a dirty old man. :cry:

[chaska]

15. Well thanks a lot. Like I wasn't already having a bad day....

I never get flirty PMs. But then I guess I don't hang around much lately, and always was too much of a lurker.

[ghostsofgiants]

17. No

Even on the internet chicks don't dig me.

[Tesibria]

20. nope - alas,

not a single one.

:eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

41. Hey, I flirted with you publicly once!

:bounce:

[Tesibria]

43. yes

made me smile too ... :)

[GOPisEvil]

47. Talking baseball with me is a good thing.

:-)

[Tesibria]

50. how about Smoltzy

over the weekend??? ok, so his team lost -- but HE was .. uhm .. beaut!!!

[GOPisEvil]

52. Too bad for him Pedro was better.

*heart fluttering*

;-)

[Tesibria]

53. lol

so NOT so that ... it's killin' me.

pedro can't come close. i can't STAND that whiney .. *$(&#*($^.

(does arguing count as "flirting" :) :) :) )

[GOPisEvil]

54. Hey...Pedro is a whiney little *$&%@ sometimes...

But he's a hell of a pitcher.

Hey...we can always make up. ;-)

[Tesibria]

59. butt ..

that's right.

he's like Clemens.. "great" .. but.

On the other hand ... let's look at Smoltzy or Maddox (or Johnson for that matter).

THOSE are great pitchers AND ..... no but(ts) about it.

[GOPisEvil]

60. If I could be any pitcher in the world, it would be Maddox.

Smoltz is ok, but he's a Bushbot. :-(

[Tesibria]

62. i'm in luv

cause i think maddox is the greatest overall pitcher - EVER - if you count everything (including defense, offense, along with the pitching).

Maddox is an AND pitcher.

He's a g-d.

[GOPisEvil]

64. Very true. I totally respect him.

He's a complete pitcher and player.

Oooops...I think I've mispelled his name. I think it's Maddux. Sorry Greg.

:loveya:

[Tesibria]

67. blame it on the wine

... :)

ok -- that's what I'm blaming it on anyway :)

[GOPisEvil]

68. OK, I'm blaming it on the wine you drank too.

:-)

[Tesibria]

71. i accept ..

i can handle it.

(that is awful tho - i HATE when people misspell my name, and there I went)

[GOPisEvil]

73. Oh well. We apologized.

Greg would want us to move on.

So, what kind of wine are you drinking tonight?

[Tesibria]

74. Big Zin

.. go figure -- but Peapod delivers it :)

[GOPisEvil]

76. We can't get wine delivered to us here.

Stupid Texas. x(

But, I do have a great bottle of wine that I'm ready to drink and share. Grey Monk Pinot Grigio. Yum!

[Tesibria]

77. lived there 8 years

i feel your pain

(well .. sorta -- i was in san angelo and dallas)


I'm a "red" lover -- but for a GOOOD white, ... I'd consider :)

[GOPisEvil]

78. Oh, life is much better here in Austin.

This is a really good white. Quite tasty. It's a Canadian wine. :)

[Tesibria]

79. we used to

drive down to Austin on Friday nights (after the shift at Red Lobster <grinning> .. for the night/morning. Austin is DEFINITELY the ONLY livable city in Texas (imho).

Hmm.. ok .. Canadian -- it's a possibility.
After all, Leonard Cohen came from there -- it's gotta be good, no?

[GOPisEvil]

80. I share your opinion about Austin.

But I'm biased. ;-)

I wouldn't steer you wrong. It's very good. Fruity. I could cook up some fish...or chicken. Yum. :9

[Tesibria]

81. yum is right

... and, speaking of "yum" .. delivery just came (and -- it's chicken ... vindaloo. I'm quite sure yours would be better, but this is Blinner for me (breakfast/lunch/dinner) so I'm not too picky right now :)

[GOPisEvil]

84. Love Indian food!

Enjoy!

[fluffernutter]

22. i don't flirt and tell

;)

[Redstone]

24. Very few people know...

and they're not saying.

Redstone

[lumberingbear]

27. No one wants to flirt with lumbering bears!!

(There are a few DUers this bear would like to flirt with though :evilgrin: )

[Huckebein the Raven]

28. That would be a no

c'est la vie.....

[Technowitch]

29. Nope, not a one. Never.

(eom)

[SarahB]

30. My flirt PM ever was someone flirting with me.

What do you think? :D

[SarahB]

37. Hee hee!

I had meant to sat "first PM". :crazy:

[Richardo]

44. I bet you also meant to say 'say'

in that last one. :hi: Pretty funny, Sarah.

[Bok_Tukalo]

72. Mine too

Or at least I took it that way.

[Bok_Tukalo]

70. All your flirt are belong to us

<poe>

[tyedyeto]

32. I've only gotten one PM in the 5+ months I've been registered here........

and that was 'cuz I asked a poster what a PM was. So that person sent me one.

Guess I'm not in the PM 'loop'.

[tjwmason]

33. No - never

:cry:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

61. Hi, tjwmason,

Go check your pm's...Just sayin'

:blush:

[xmas74]

34. Never.

:cry:

I can get nasty enough on the boards-do the men here not realize what I could say in private(w/o the threat of getting a thread locked)?

Oh, woe is me!

[Longgrain]

58. I'd send ya one if I had the time, but...

I'm usually too busy answering all my other P.M.s :P

[Huckebein the Raven]

75. Check your PM

:D

[Abelman]

35. I dream of that golden day...

I log onto the forum and its flashing i have a new message. And its flirty, maybe a little dirty. That's okay though, it's okay.

Where are the single ladies?

[CubsFan1982]

83. Being groped by Jennifer Granholm isn't enough?!?!?

:evilgrin:

[Abelman]

86. If only

(sigh)

[BlondieK143]

36. *pout*

There are such things as flirty PMs?? Guess I'm missing out.

[Cannikin]

38. Just got my first one yesterday. I was flattered.

[movie_girl99]

39. nope..not one n/t

[ProfessorGAC]

40. Nope Never

The Professor

[underpants]

42. I did once but it magically disappeared

No idea how that happened.

ON EDIT- there were pictures too (no nudity) :grr:

[DrGonzoLives]

45. What is "flirt"?

:shrug:

[trof]

48. Cuban Liberal and Arwalden hit on me constantly.

They can't help it.
Miz t. ain't jealous.
"Comes with the territory." she sez.
;-)

[Dastard Stepchild]

Uh... maybe?

But since I am as clueless to my own human relations online as I am in real life, I probably don't even recognize it and just bumble thoughout my online time as if nothing is up.

:headbang:

[Wapsie B]

49. No.

Not unsolicted PM's where someone just contacts me out of the blue. If I initiate the exchange then yes, a few. But it would be nice to see one of these assertive women everyone talks about.

[VOX]

51. Negative. But the dream does not die.

As long as my mouse-finger can still click, there is hope. :)

[derbstyron]

55. Sadly, no. I tried one once

She shot me down.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

56. I've had only one flirty PM. It was nice...

But since I'm married, I kinda feel as though I shouldn't flirt...I don't know. I've done some flirting out here in my posts...It's part of who I am.

:blush:

[amazona]

57. "ever" is a big word

On this site people do keep it clean. On some other sites I've been hit on. It seems weird to me, I would think I'm kind of a crusty individual in my online persona to be hitting on. But whatever.

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

[Sugar Smack]

63. Longgrain is about to get one now-

come see!

[Longgrain]

65. Oh Sugah! You know I can't wait...

:evilgrin:

[Sanity Claws]

66. YES!!

Thanks to this thread, I have received (and sent) flirty PMs. I feel so good!:hug:

[Bok_Tukalo]

69. Yes. Someone once PM'ed me and said I had a nice ass

<ope>

[Briarius]

82. I've gotten a couple

none lately though...oh well, I'm not that good at it anyway.

[LSdemocrat]

85. No, Tony Blair hasn't visited me

[RevCheesehead]

87. no

*sniff* :cry: