Dookus
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Mon Apr-11-05 11:43 PM
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I am pure sunshine and light. I am a unicorn foal frolicking in a meadow. I am a poop-less puppy dog.
I am pure and unstained and the embodiment of love. I make the Dalai Lama look like a goombah hit-man.
I'm a good boy.
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Mon Apr-11-05 11:44 PM
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1. .................. (whatever that means) |
bridgit
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Mon Apr-11-05 11:44 PM
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2. you bet'cha, and my farts smell like... |
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kitten whiskers, so you know i can relate
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Mon Apr-11-05 11:44 PM
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What's the asshole for, then?
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Mon Apr-11-05 11:45 PM
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Mon Apr-11-05 11:45 PM
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4. But does your ass have a rainbow painted around it? |
Dookus
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Mon Apr-11-05 11:46 PM
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it's a tattoo. Looks like the tunnel leading into Marin County. the rainbow, that is, not the size.
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Mon Apr-11-05 11:46 PM
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7. Latest breaking news: You are evil ! |
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Mon Apr-11-05 11:54 PM
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are whelped by the Devil, like other monsters, Leviathan, and Geryon, and they sucketh the hind tit of the Great Whore of Babylon!
Don't tell me you're not Eeville! I am washed in the Blood of the Ham. Saintly showers of Ham juice justify my ways and give me the power to cast out deemuns and census takers.
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Mon Apr-11-05 11:56 PM
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you're harshing my evillessness.
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