Why all the Michael Bolton hating?

[chickenscratching]

There seems to be a lot of it around here.
I just don't get it, he's a god for the ages. He's got beautiful locks, an amazing voice and intriguing eyes.
what the hell, du'ers??

[Mutley]

1. haha!

:rofl:

[StopTheMorans]

2. he's a no-talent assclown

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. But she's almost as hot as that chick in Hanson!

I'd do her.

[chickenscratching]

6. i knew you'd be good for it. you kaiser. n/t

[chickenscratching]

4. you just don't get it do you?

hes smart, funny and intelligent, you're just jealous.
:eyes:

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. No, he doesn't.

In fact, he may never have gotten it in his life.

[phrenzy]

5. Office Space (nt)

[Butterflies]

20. I thought of that immediately too.

I love that movie.

[Beaverhausen]

7. TALENTED???

Oops, wrong thread.

[chickenscratching]

9. hey! keep your antics off my thread!

:evilgrin:

[Strawman]

8. I know. I celebrate his entire collection. What's up? n/t

[chickenscratching]

11. we should talk

we bolton lovers need to stick together.

[Strawman]

27. I'll be honest with you

I love his music. I do. I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

[vptpt]

10. Does he sing through his mouth or his asshole?

Because I swear it sounds like it's coming out of his asshole.

[slackmaster]

13. The sound system on my work computer plays audio one octave too high

He sounds hilarious that way.

[chickenscratching]

14. most likely her cervix n/t

[deutsey]

15. I heard he doesn't really sing at all

He strangles cats in front of a microphone and later dubs music over it.

:evilgrin:

[chickenscratching]

19. oh no

how dare you talk about mikey like that!
he's a beautiful man, with a beautiful plan, the plan to draw with crayons and hold my hand.

[deutsey]

24. Well, you got me there

I now see the error of my ways.

:evilgrin:

[coloradodem2005]

16. I told those fudgepackers I liked Michael Bolton's music.

:banghead:

[chickenscratching]

17. commence fax machine ass kicking n/t

[jandrok]

18. Did you know that he tried his hand at hair metal before he...

...did the blue-eyes soul thing? Released an album called "Everybody's Crazy" sometime in the early-to-mid 80's. It was lame-o.

He was much better at the blue-eyed soul gig. I still didn't like him, though.

[chickenscratching]

21. sounds like

garth brooks and his alter ego Chris Gaines:

[jandrok]

22. Not exactly.

I'm not sure just WHAT Garth was doing with the Chris Gaines thing. Bolton's management was seriously trying to position him as a metal act, but he went to them and said that it just didn't fit his style.

He was right.

[chickenscratching]

25. his hair definitely fit the hard rock style n/t

[jandrok]

23. This link has a biography and discography

...that details his "metal" years.

http://www.rockonthenet.com/artists-b/michaelbolton_main.htm

[chickenscratching]

26. kick