I need a woman 'bout twice my age

[ET Awful]

A lady of nobility, gentility and rage
A splendour in the dark, lightning on the draw
Who'll go right through the book and break each and every law

I got a feelin'
And it won't go away, oh no
Just one thing and I'll be OK
I need a miracle every day

I need a woman 'bout twice my height
Statuesque, raven-tressed, a goddess of the night
A secret incantation, candle burning blue
We'll consult the spirits, maybe they'll know what to do

And it's real
And it won't go away, oh no
Can't get around and I can't run away
I need a miracle every day

I need a woman 'bout twice my weight
A ton of fun who packs a gun with all that other freight
Find her in a side-show, leave her in LA
Ride her like a surfer riding on a tidal wave

And it's real
Believe what I say
Just one thing that I gotta say
I need a miracle very day

It takes dynamite to get me up
Too much of everything is just enough
One more thing that I gotta say
I need a miracle every day

I need a miracle every day
I need a miracle every day
I need a miracle every day
I need a miracle every day

[demnan]

1. Hey baby

That's me :evilgrin:

[ET Awful]

2. Which one? Or do you fit all the descriptions?

:)

[demnan]

4. Probably

:headbang:

[Abelman]

3. Shoot

I'll settle for someone my own age.

[LongTomH]

5. All the women twice my age are DEAD!

Ba-da-bum :rofl:

[ltfranklin]

6. Is there another song called...

"I need a woman half my age", cause I'm 52 and that twice my age thing just AIN'T gonna play, no matter how hot I thought Mother Teresa was.