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Wed Apr-13-05 03:42 PM
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Did you know that you have to add Britney to the list? You are such a saint.
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Wed Apr-13-05 03:43 PM
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1. Youre telling me Matcom is the father to the baby? |
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Shucks I was told it was Tom Delay.
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Wed Apr-13-05 03:44 PM
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2. No John, you're going to have another half-spawn |
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It sucks to be you at Christmas.
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Wed Apr-13-05 03:46 PM
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:cry: btw when we go to that bowling place in Boston, can we find out who my mommy is?
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Wed Apr-13-05 03:51 PM
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Betty and I are going to get Will and Matcom sloshed. Then we're going to lead them down to the end of the alley and tie them to the machine that picks up the pins. I'm not sure if we're going to have their heads facing up the alley...or other vulnerable parts....Anyway, we start tossing balls until they talk. One of them is bound to crack.
Whadya think?
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:35 PM
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5. the same alley where we did the NASTY that created our SPAWN? |
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ah memories. i think i'll sing
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:36 PM
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:38 PM
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7. kleeb needs to know the truth |
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:40 PM
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8. Please tell me you're not getting him a hooker in Boston |
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:41 PM
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9. a father has to "learn" his son don't he? |
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its like a Barmitzvah only different
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:45 PM
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10. Since when have you been so concerned about being a good parent |
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Look what you did to Pitt - he's a mess.
You haven't so much as changed our spawn's nappies.
And I think we all know Britney is on her own.
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:48 PM
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11. Pitt was a mess BEFORE he met my dog |
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i am currently writing the eBay description for our Spawn's auction (is THAT not LOVE?)
Britney: never even saw her face. she had her back to me the entire time.
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:51 PM
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14. You're Pitt's father too |
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And he's afraid of your dog.
I suppose I should be grateful that I got cuddled in the alley.
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:52 PM
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and i expect payment in the mail by Friday
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:58 PM
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25. Payment. I don't think so. |
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Besides, you told me I was special. Duplicitous bastard.
:cry:
Don't touch me.
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Wed Apr-13-05 05:00 PM
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28. but honey you ARE special |
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which is why i don't make you do math problems!
SEE how much i love you?
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Wed Apr-13-05 05:04 PM
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I'd feel more special with diamonds.
A nice pair of earrings and I MIGHT let you touch me again.
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:49 PM
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12. What!?! youre my mommy! |
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:50 PM
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:53 PM
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Whoa now, christ here I am converting music and you tell me this :cry:.
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:54 PM
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19. i know it is difficult but |
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everything will be fine. your Pug and I love you very much and my mistress will pay for your therapy. You will turn out to be a normal, well adjusted half-man.
trust me
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:55 PM
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:55 PM
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don't sas back or you'll get the switch
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:56 PM
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22. I wasn't sassing ma'am |
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:57 PM
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now come here and tend to momma's goiter
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:58 PM
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24. But ma I got a test tommorow on supreme court justices |
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:59 PM
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i don't think any of them are pregnant (*fingers crossed*)
you should pass the test just fine
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Wed Apr-13-05 05:20 PM
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I think I got it too. Ma I told you about Clarence, he treats his women like dirt, now I know why you don't like me bringing coke in to the house, don't worry, we'll sue his ass.
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Wed Apr-13-05 05:00 PM
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27. So you WERE the CATCHER |
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I guess Pitt was telling the truth.
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:52 PM
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16. No. I just KNOW your father. |
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