How would the religious right respond to this:

[Mr. Flibble]

1. I am a homosexual, not really practicing.

2. I found myself attracted to a chick at work. :wow:

3. I found out she's married.

What would Je$u$ do? (Je$u$ is the head of the religious republican reich) Have me remain a homo? Go after her despite the marriage thing? Do both and go to Hell (which is either Las Vegas or New Jersey, depending on which historical document you read)

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. don't worry about the religious right

what feels right in your heart? That's all that matters.

[Mr. Flibble]

3. Obviously not getting involved!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blimey, she's married with kids and all that. Wouldn't be right for one thing...

[thecai]

2. JESUS Please Stand Up, Please Stand Up

The REAL Jesus would love you, not hate you.