What kind of Freeper pisses you off most? UPDATED LIST!

[Lone Pawn]

So you're typing on a non DU, non FR forum and politics pops up. You post something, and suddenly, out of nowhere, a moron with a poorly-spelled name like 'IKilllLibarals' comes in and replies. He's as stupid as he can be. What kind is he?

You type, "What is the source of our failure in Iraq?" He replies:
A: What failure? Or is kicking terrorist ass now failure?
B: Clinton.
C: Why do you hate freedom?
D: Dude, we FOUND WMD! And now Saddam can't cooperate with OSAMA anymore! And they all love us!
E: WERE FITING A HOLEY WAR AGANST SATAN! WHY DO U QESTSHON IT!
F: The ungrateful ragheads who can't stop f*cking their camels long enough to fight their own damn war!


You type, "I'm kind of wary about giving government more control over my personal life." He replies:
A: I bet you'd like to give the TERRORISTS more control over your personal life!
B: Whatever. Clinton did worse.
C: What, you've bought into the culture of death too?
D: WTF, dude! Bush has actually INCREASED personal freedoms by EVERY scale! Even the ACLU loves him!
E: BUSH JUST WANTS GOD IN AMERICA AGAN! WY ARE U SO AFRAD OF GOD!
F:We need to do what needs to be done to keep the illegal Mexicans out and our jobs in American hands.

A member types, "You know, Bush is a man of good moral character, but he's just...he's just not that bright, you know?" He replies:
A: He's certainly smart enough to fight and win the War on Terror!
B: He's not dumb enough to get his dick sucked by some fat intern like Clinton!
C: What, you've bought into that liberal media crap too? So clarity is less valuable to you than indecision?
D: Dude! Bush scored a 1590 on his SAT and has an IQ of 156! How can you call that stupid?
E: WY DO U THINK A MAN OF GOD IS OTOMATICALY STUPED! DO U PREY TO SATAN AT NITE!
F: You know who's really 'not bright?' Those goddamn Mexicans who fuck up my order at the McDonalds!

A member types, "I think Social Security has problems, but I don't see why we have to subject it to the risky stock market." He replies:
A: So after the terrorists attacked the WTC and Wall Street, you too. I knew all libs were terror-lovers.
B: It might have been risky under Clinton because of his no-growth policies, but it's strong now!
C: What, you want to destroy social security? Don't you care about anyone else?
D: Risky? EVERY economist says that the market will QUADRUPLE in value in the next four years!
E: THE ONLY SECURETY I NEED IS THE LOVE OF GOD!
F: What we SHOULD do is pull all the freeloading blacks off--then we'd be fine!

A more free-thinking conservative types, "I think DeLay is becoming a political liability. Let's drop him." He replies:
A: DeLay's only ever hurt terrorists and terror-loving libs. Wonder what that says about you?
B: When Clinton was killing the nation with illegal fundraisers you libbies didn't mind!
C: So tell me, when did you join the Communist party?
D: DeLay did absolutely NOTHING wrong. It was all debunked. But I heard Reid ate a puppy.
E: U R A SINER AND A LIE A BILITIY TO GOD BUT HE WIL NEVER DROP U!
F: You know who's a real liability? Those goddam freeloading inner-city blacks and those illegal Mexicans, that's who!

Someone brings up the Minuteman project. You say, "Vigilante violence really can't be the solution here." He replies:
A: Do you have any idea how many TERRORISTS could get through there otherwise?
B: If Clinton didn't open our borders and handcuff our police, we'd be fine.
C: You liberals never have any solutions. Take Social Security, for example...
D: Dude, the Minuteman Project has already stopped TWENTY THOUSAND ILLEGAL ALIENS! Are you under a rock?
E: THEY R PROTECTENG US FROM THE FOCRES OF SATIN!
F: *Head explodes*

You say, "I'm worried about making Gonzales our Atty. Geneal--having the man who justified torture in charge of the Dept. that regulates torture seems dangerous."
A: Of course. Another lib who wants to get all soft on the terrorists.
B: Oh, right. But WACO and Ruby Ridge were perfectly acceptable uses of federal power.
C: I've noticed that liberals love to attack minorities. Why are you the party of racism now?
D: Dude, he didn't write those, it was another FORGED LIBERAL MEMO! It was all over the news!
E: IF BUSH LIKES HIM HE IS A MAN OF GOD BECASE BUSH IS A MAN OF GOD AND THATS AL I CARE ABOUT.
F: Maybe at least he'll shut the f*cking Mexicans up. Of course, Powell didn't shut the blacks up, but Mexicans are better-behaved.

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A: Terror-obsessed. LOOK BEHIND YOU! IT'S A TERRORIST! ...Oh. Whoops. It's merely a third-generation immigrant. LOOK OUT! A TERRORIST! ...Oh. A Puerto Rican. ANOTHER TERRORIST! Oh. That was my shadow. You have to be on the lookout, though. Terrorists are everywhere. EVERYWHERE. You love them, don't you. Yes. You love the terrorists. So many of them...so many terrorists...

Unlikely to have ever actually seen anyone of Middle Eastern ancestry.

B: Clintophobe. The world for them began in 1993 and ended in 2000. Anytime, anywhere, anything: Clinton did it. His frightening penis casts a shadow over every event everywhere in the world, a monstrous phallic darkness under which all evil may flourish. They have a theory that The Blowjob was the root cause of the Boxing Day Tsunami. Certainly it allowed 9/11. Thank God George Bush doesn't have a dick or anything.

C: The Great Distractor. If a point is made that they tdon't feel like arguing (say, it has merit), their first instinct is to make a completely and utterly provocative, misleading 'question' that will certainly let them argue for half an hour on their terms. Rarely makes a point not ending in a question mark.

D: Mysterious Sources. Otherwise known as Outright Liar. Make a point? He's prepared with a perfect factual counter, even if he has to make up said facts as he types. His most common sources? "Everyone," "Common knowledge," "In fact," and "I heard," all of which translate directly to "I just pulled that out of my ass."

E: The Fundamentalist Nutjob. College? High school? John 3:16 and Leviticus 20:13 are all the words and numbers they'll need. Just remember: God loves them, and hates everything else.

F: Outright racist. More likely than not to start sentences with "Now I'm no racist, but." The bigger the problem, the darker the skin of the culprit. Screwed up order at Burger King? Mexicans. 3 US troops die in Iraq? Towelheads. Everything else? Blacks. The destruction of the universe? Somehow a BLACK hole will figure into it.

Any types I've still left off?

[Skittles]

1. I find it impossible to have a good conversation with them

they're so brainwashed by corporate media that inevitably they say something so silly, so ridiculous, you realize it's worse than trying to deal with a petulant child. It's why I simply detest it when they have the gall to show up here in the DU. By the way, there is nothing mysterious about their "sources" - I can turn on the radio, the TV, read the papers and figure out where they are getting their "sources". What bothers me is they simply believe everything certain "sources" tell them - for example, FOX News commonly uses the line, "some people say". They don't say WHOM but it never occurs to those pinhead freepers that "some people" refers to FOX News itself.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. I gotta go with "E"

How do you really fight someone when they say "GOD MADE ME DO IT!"? There's really no way to rationalize with someone like that at all.

[Lone Pawn]

3. Kick. Looking for input.