Dumbest Bumper Sticker Ever

[Bleacher Creature]

I just saw one that said: "Jesus is my best friend, Amen."

What does it say about a person when they have never met their best friend because he's been dead for nearly 2000 years? Either your current friends royally suck, or you really need to work on your social skills.

[BOSSHOG]

1. May I offer an Honorable Mention

Throughout the south one will see:

HERITAGE NOT HATE, bumper stickers over a confederate flag

and how bout:

YOU GOT YOUR X, I GOT MINE

[Orangeone]

2. A Sick One

I saw, "US Marines Travel Agents to Allah." I was pretty shocked and angry when I spotted it..

[thecai]

3. Jesus Is Not Dead

He is alive forevermore. He's also MY best friend.

[Bleacher Creature]

7. Does he like to bowl???

Maybe we all can join a league.

[Arugula Latte]

13. I hear Jesus has his own bowling shirt with "Jesus" embroidered on it

But his bowling ball says "The Savior."

What does Jesus do when he bowls a split? Does he take his own name in vain? :shrug:

[gmoney]

16. Jesus LOVES to bowl...

[nuxvomica]

4. I saw a car in the office parking lot yesterday

That had two pro-GWB bumper stickers and a large magnetic ribbon that said "One Nation Under God" plus a smaller ribbon that said "Support the Troops." Now ribbons are supposed to represent separation or loss so I understand the little one but who are they waiting to return with the big one? God? Isn't He supposed to be omnipresent anyway. :wtf:

[mcar]

5. Dumbest one I've seen said

"Pray that President Bush upholds God's Contract with Israel." I later found out that it was a fundie sticker, because the Rapture can't happen unless Jews are in charge of Jerusalem, doncha'know?

[Jade Fox]

6. "Body Piercing Saved My Life".....

with a picture of a hand (presumably that of Jesus) nailed to a cross.

That disgusted me so much I got into a rather stupid argument with the
woman driving the auto in question.

[skygazer]

8. Here's my nomination

"Fifty years "under God"
Let's keep it that way"

My first thought was that we had legalized slavery for a lot longer than that - does this fool think we should have kept that as well?

[fishnfla]

9. "BUSH WOMAN"

I think that slogan is very demeaning

[UrbScotty]

10. I wonder if he LISTENS to his 'best friend.'

"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the Children of God."

"Whatsoever you do to the least of my people, you also do unto me."

But look at my avatar. Jesus is kinda... oops, I almost forgot, no sex threads.

[DistressedAmerican]

11. I Just Whipped This Up. Hit Them With It In Reply.

http://www.cafepress.com/distressedgear/576050

[doc03]

12. I saw one I liked last week " Somewhere in Texas a

village is missing an idiot"

[Mugweed]

14. I want one that says

BUMPER STICKERS SUCK

[Not_Giving_Up]

15. I saw one that said

Ban Bumper Stickers....ha!

Also, on a light pole in a grocery store parking lot, I saw one that said "Got pubes?"